the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ ....discombobulate

< Has a liking for biscuits

V Comes from the U.S.S.A

 

[Xeros]

^ "Back! In the U.S.S.A.!" ...wait.
< Tried to make a V for Vendetta reference, but couldn't think of something clever for "Ulcered sphincter [?] of Ass-erica".
v Doesn't have change for the vending machine.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Can't fully break a 20...
< How does the "Danwarp" canon work?
v Drop that what!

 

[Xeros]

^ Charade! ...or was it bass? Beat, perhaps?
< Butterfingers over here will drop it no matter what it is whether or not you even want it dropped.
V But I can count on you to catch it, right? Right!?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Do what now?*it crashes to the floor*

< Welp, so much for whatever that was.

V Looks good in twenty years.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dims the lights every year to hide any sudden aging...
< Watching Half Baked before passing out?
v I WAS IN THE WAR!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Armed to the teeth and still sneaking through enemy defences

< Your worst nightmare

V Wears their cutie mark with pride

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I don't even know what mine looks like.

< *does a bullet time dodge*

v Which movie did you think of first when I did that?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I thought of the Matrix then spent a few seconds trying to not think of the Matrix, then I realised I was being a dirty cheater.

< Exercising my self-restraint till it's super-ripped.

v Those things'll chew yer arm off, sonny.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I'll just sprout a new one then

< Is no Armsprouter

V Arms Dealer!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, not at all...

< Two cups of tea.

v 'Ow ah you finding 'Ogwarts, 'Arry?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ "It's f***ing sh**e Hagrid! All the witches here are into that Wiccan bullcrap and none of them want to help me polish my wand!"

< Predictable joke at best

V Remembers Yahtzee's comment on Hermione's bi-curious phase and gets to thinking...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't remember, but it wouldn't have gotten me thinking.

< Not crazy for lesbians. I prefer to have a guy somewhere in the scene so I can put myself in his shoes, so to speak. Girl on girl just makes me feel like an intruder.

v *nods* Yep.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I disagree!
< Imagines being the women in the gangbang?
v Secretly is the women in the lesbian sex scene...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ ...in Brokeback Mountain... Yeah? No? Wait, I think I remember that movie wrong...

< Remembers a lot of things wrongly. Mostly words and stuffs. Might be stroke related... ed... ed...

V All about the lasso!

 

[Xeros]

^ Catch 'em in the coat, smack 'em with the hammer. No lasso necessary.
< Possesses neither a coat nor hammer.
V Some assembly required.

 

[Barbas]

^ Batteries included, though.

< Overclock with caffeine.

v Counter with Sugar Crisp.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Counter-counter with Marshmallow Fart Attack!

< Overclock with video games and rage

V Have you tried my delicious marshmallow and chocolate dish?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I hate marshmallows. Not the taste, the consistency.

< Has a million more obscure references like that one.

v What would you like me to reference in my next post? (Dependent on me knowing it, of course.)

 

[Xeros]

^ Musty prawns and Timbuktu.
< That ought to give 'em the ol' hullaballoo 'n howdy doo.
V Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo.