the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Dakka dakka is best.

< We need more.

v Oh, now you've just gone and put too much on it.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It just fits

< Doesn't understand the real world

V Absolutely smashed on poisonous frogs

 

[Headsprouter]

^ They looked like candy.

< A herd of fuckin' ugly reds.

v Shotgun 'em.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ On it. Now go get the chainsaw.

< Locked, cocked and ready to rock.

V Unlocked, castrated and ready to nap.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Only one of those is true...
< None of those are true!
v Is it true that X is better than Y?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that would depend on what X and Y are.

< Is really displeased with his ISP currently.

V Legends tell of a legendary warrior, whose Kung Fu was the stuff of legends!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Po, get up! You'll be late for work!

< 37 bottles of beer on the wall... *falls over*

v C'mon, you all know the words! *giggle*

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ 36 beers of bottle on the wall

< am I really drunk or just dyslexic? The world will never know!

V How many times do I have to kill the same stinking Panda!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Leaked something about a Dreamworks movie franchise.

< 12am approaches. I am sleepy.

v What are you doing in my bed?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ your bed, what are you doing in my cave?

< just one of those days.

V

Spoiler: Dragonheart

What now Draco? Without you, what do we do? Where do we turn?

there is only one acceptable reply, so don't even think about posting unless you know it, but fortunately if you've seen the movie you will know instantly

 

[Barbas]

^ To the shtarsh...look to the shtarsh.

< Preferably the red ones.

v *Love theme*. ( O v O)

 

[Headsprouter]

^ This song. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj5pXytIY_4]

< I should watch Taken.

v Just open your heart, unlock that prison, deep-down in your mind!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Pull the trigger, release yourself, and fight the shadow kind!
< Walt's calling...
v Weren't you in that thread with the "thing" and the "stuff"?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes. You may also remember me from the thread with the "anguish" and "bleeding vocal cords".

< A friend put in a good word for me at his work, which has a vacancy I hope to fill. He even helped me adjust my CV for them. This is a good friend.

v Ready to fuck some shit up?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Let's fucked some shit up...
< Not working with the frenemy?
v Get in my bed!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh look at the time I must be going.

< Scrabbling for excuses, like the busybody he is

V Strapped to a balloon going up

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ It's a ***** to type like this, you know.

< I'm sorry, but I have to go iron my dog.

v Knows of a worse excuse than that one.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes. It involves a cat, duct tape, a broomstick and the rain gutters.

< I love this music.

v Da da da, dee dee dee, turn that f***ing crap off!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Meh.

V Feels as though they are needed somewhere they've never heard of.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't feel that way, but that would be pretty cool if it were true.

< There was a TV advert I saw so many times as a kid, eventually I noticed a sticky note supposed to say "urgent" said "urgeut".

v I'll flip you like a pancake.