the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Why not the stovepipe?

< I am so stupid.

v When you try your best but you don't succeeeeeed.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ when you get what you want, but not what you neeeeeeeed

< needs a car that doesn't suffer from brake failure while driving; that's happened twice now

v shyster auto dealer

 

[Xeros]

^ If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
< So laid back, I can wear folded clothing.
V BANGARANG!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ It's this weird hybrid between a orange and a banana

< Fruitier than shiraz

V Nuttier than squirrel poo

 

[FPLOON]

^ You're one to talk...
< I'M AT SOUP!
v Eating fun dip right now not giving a fuck?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm doing the opposite of eating.

< TMI.

v TMI Fridays!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ TNT soda!

< Living with sociophobia

V You are not boom

 

[Barbas]

^ I will bring it tomorrow, sorry.

< We must increase production.

v Post in more threads, more!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ But all the opinion ones are the same thing over and over and I don't have as much fun with them

< Really just sucks at making any sort of point in opinion topics. Also, massively ill-informed.

V Owns the R&P topics because is actually a GOD!

 

[Barbas]

^ Of a sort.

< I can draw OK now after some practice.

v Would you like some sweets from the store?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Drawing, yeah! Awesome... Wait, sorry... OT: NO! I DON'T WANT ANY CANDY! I WANT VEGTABLES!!!!

< No vegetables for him until he finishes his dessert.

V Their avatar made me soil my pants in three different ways when I first saw it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Doubtful.

<

Really just sucks at making any sort of point in opinion topics. Also, massively ill-informed.

I find this relatable.

v Fetch me the paper.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Why?

< Wants to go home.

V Needs a shower. BADLY.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You're right. Particularly if you can smell me all the way from America. I'm in Australia! I'll blame it on seeing Headsprouter's avatar and soiling myself. Again.

< Can't dance like the Fijiman.

V Eats the worm

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I once read a book about it, if that's what you mean. How to Eat Fried Worms. Required reading in Australian seven-grade English classes. It's a terrible book.

< Is secretly a hitman.

v Could possibly be my next target, depending on what you say and do next...

 

[FPLOON]

^ Well...
<

I once read a book about it, if that's what you mean. How to Eat Fried Worms. Required reading in Australian seven-grade English classes. It's a terrible book.

Required? HA! I read that of my own leisure... Not a bad book, per se, but really forgettable despite having a "catching, elementary-level title" to hook kids to...
v Yeah? You're in my house now, son!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ This a heist, I'm in charge!

< Geezer and a half.

V Is living in America really as good as it sounds?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I'll let you know when I move there.

< Whenever that happens, I'll let me know.

v Let me know when I'm moving to America.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're fine where you are.

< Well if it isn't Neutermncr.

v Has an entire body that is the consistency of Donald Trump's hair.

 

[Twintix]

^ You have no idea how much grease I have to buy to maintain that.

< So apparently band-aids are racist now. What even.

V WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?!