the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Something you volunteer as.

< Successfully carried a long metal pipe to the recycling without smashing any faces or windshields.

v Greetings from Gunland.

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, have some more bullets fresh from Bullet Town.

< I recycled some bottles yesterday and met a dog that I did not know.

v Is more of a rabbit person.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I might be just an animal person. They all have their annoying times and their lovely times.

< The cat purring on my lap at the minute is the same one that slashed up my right hand and right foot.

v Got a name for a white male cat?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ How about Jasper?

< Or Korky? Max, Gordy or Errol?

V Knows many good original names

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No. I was thinking of calling him Breadbox.

< I like Korky. Hadn't thought about the Dandy in a while. It was rarely written well in my lifetime, but there was a time I genuinely enjoyed it.

v Puns in bold!

 

[FPLOON]

^ That ain't punny...
< Stalling for time by watching Shrek The Third?
v C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO STARTER!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's a lot of pressure to put on me.

< Had salted chilli king prawn earlier. Mmmmmm.

v I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, that's not right.

< I must do something else first.

v Concentraaaaaaaaate!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ no, the best orange juice is not from concentrate!

< demands nothing but the most freshly-squeezed artificially fruit-flavored drinks

v likes to call Chinese restaurants and order the cream of Sum Yung Guai

 

[FPLOON]

^ You've mistaken me for my foreign twin...
< Ate 10+ slices of Papa John's pizza and my stomach [almost] paid the iron price hours later!
v What's in your wallet?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ About 30 dollars and membership cards for a number of different things.

< apology for poor english

v when were you when heat legend dies

 

[Fijiman]

^ Couldn't tell you.

< Blarg.

V Doesn't know what's going to happen next.

 

[FPLOON]

^ On Chrome!
< Damn Chrome crashed again...
v Is it redundant to call Chrome a "chrome-dome" in this situation?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think yes.

< I hope that was right. I'm not sure.

v Disagrees.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure, I can do that.

< War Club.

v *affectionate bonk*

 

[Twintix]

^ *affectionate sandvich*

< WELL, rat poison kills animals, the news say. WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT? [/sarcasm]

V *so fucking done*

 

[Barbas]

^ You won't want to read this [https://twitter.com/_MATHW_/status/655798494440116224], then.

< ...Or this [https://twitter.com/_MATHW_/status/655774455684317184]...

v ...or this [https://twitter.com/_MATHW_/status/655003109895213056]. And yes, they get considerably worse.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Let's ignore loonies and worry about our own problems

< Gets discouraged easily

V You may not be looking for a Best of Compilation when buying tunes

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't like those.

< Doesn't like bibliographies and the many different, tiresome styles of writing them.

v Source properly, noob!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Quoted from the chans of old...
< My first chan was filled with boobs!
v Doctor chan?