the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Even after I chewed your arm off and you had to go through a surgical reattachment?

< I got dragged into a conversation with a couple of complete strangers. I wish I said more.

v Under attack by miniature versions of themself.

 

[Barbas]

^ It's not time yet.

< Needs to develop a method of stopping lasers.

v Do you drive?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'LL GNAW YOUR ARM OFF WI' MY MASSIVE BEAR COCK- wait what?

< Would probably drive a hearse.

v Strictly bid'ness.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I made a thread to prove it...
< On the hunt for the perfect photo?
v Babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby!

 

[Fijiman]

^ DEATH TO JUSTIN BIEBER!

< Quack.

V Is in desperate need of a dress for the ball.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's my life!
< It only happens once in a lifetime...
v A Haunted House?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Home.

< May do something with friends tonight, but it probably won't be very festive.

v A potion of mixed feelings.

 

[Barbas]

^ Causes blinding speed.

< My alchemy skill is not high enough.

v For the love of goodness, please put your hat back on.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Double D agrees...
< Too many cooks!
v Was that a Christmas tree back there?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I never take it down. Saves the effort come the season.

< I was tired when I left my friend's house, but not so much now.

v Now in someone else's digestion.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Vore enthusiast?
< I feel like I'm missing something from missing Scream Queen episodes...
v Time extended!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ When the teacher continues teaching even after the lunch bell rings.

< Debating getting up and playing vidya to exhaust myself.

v Lives in a country with root beer commonly available in shops.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Nope, pretty uncommon actually. Much to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE'S DISMAY

< Nah, root beer is OK, it's just in Australia 'root' has a different meaning, making it a hard sell... Or an easier one?

V Looks up the Australian definition of root. Thinks: Ok... Why?

 

[FPLOON]

^ ANSWER ME!
< Has a new slang term to use in America...
v Would you like to get rooted tomorrow?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I'm already rooted to the ground

< Thinks maybe because gum tree roots are long and thick.

V Is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Lucky for us, they still have one wad left.

 

[Barbas]

^ Actually, I gave it to the security guard on the way in.

< He should be detonating shortly.

v Let's do this.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Time to eat sandwich

< Killing time

V Cheeky f***er

 

[Barbas]

^ Ho ho ho!

< *Clang*.

v I bet that hurt.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oooh! That musta huuurt!

< Cheesy catchphrases.

v Yo there's somethin' you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so: don't sweat it, forget it; enjoy the show!

 

[Barbas]

^ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

< *System failure*.

v Please purchase more RAM.