the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Good thing I'm not Bill.

< Is annoyed by the Captcha once again.

V Games when they smell like it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You'd have to ask something with better olfactory senses to find out if my scent changes when it's time to game.

< Pheromones!

v Grapefruit. Opinions? I think it's great.

 

[Barbas]

^ Put it in your car boot.

< Then attach the car to a windmill.

v Fun ensues.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I am the "ensues"!
< 5 days til delivery?
v The fun has been doubled...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ When the two of us cuddled.

< I am a little befuddled,

V On how you're so troubled.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's not you, it's me.

< Likes the look of that "abort" button VATS has in Fallout 4. VATS being overdramatic wasn't as big an issue in Fallout 3 as it was in NV thanks to the reduced damage you took, but that fact made VATS a little too powerful in the former. I've gone entire playthroughs on PC only using VATS a few times for things such as fast approaching cazadores, but my console days saw me using it much more due to the less precise method of aiming.

v Spaceships that drop bombs.

 

[Twintix]

^ Set up us by someone.

< Ugh, summarizing book chapters is such a pain in the ass, especially when time is short. Reports suck so much.

V A nice hot cup of QUIT.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Actually I was served a lukewarm mug of IT CRASHED AGAIN!

< Literary genius. Still hates summarizing book chapters.

V Thinks; "Literary genius? That guy? With all his spelling errors, grammatical faults and general murderifying of the English language? Well I guess he's better than most on the Internet..."

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *slow blink*

< ...

v I wasn't thinking anything at all.

 

[Barbas]

^ Okay then.

< Legitimate consumer of coffee.

v You know those people who put a disk in their drive and it breaks? That's funny to me.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Had Morrowind shatter into a thousand pieces once when it spun too fast. There's your chuckles for the day Mr. Schadenfreude

< Illegitimate consumer of yoghurt.

V Knows that yoghurt is the illegitimate child of Yog-Sothoth and The Pain Demon

 

[FPLOON]

^ Especially on the go!
< Better eaten when cold...
v Enter the NXus?

 

[Twintix]

^ I'd prefer to enter the NYus

< Just racked my brain to think of a more relevant joke and couldn't think of one.

V Can you explain to me why middle school girls have to scream all the goddamn time?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because everyone must know what Becky said about Lisa at the prom last night.

< We call proms formals, here.

v Has spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only when riding.

< But not on a tank.

v Prefers the wing of an aircraft.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Then surf that strike missile into eternity!

< There's nothing wrong with the impractical

V Wants to live the daily life of an action movie hero

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Surfing a strike missile? FUCK YEAH!

< Only thing I've ever surfed is a boogie board. Whoo.

V Surfed a dolphin to the moon and punched a moon man in the tentacle

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Moon men don't have tentacles. They're amorphous.

< Wary Wolf needs to get his facts straight.

v Magical cave rat.

 

[Barbas]

^ Why don't you make like a banana and shit?!

< It is now the year 2015.

v What the hell happened???

 

[FPLOON]

^ The rules have changed!
< Lando-ing in this shit...
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