the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I could have warned you about that, but I was busy disarming the three tripwires you ran through earlier.

< *Click*.

v Ohhh, fuckerooo.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *tombstone*

< Here lies Headsprouter. At least he preferred to go by that name.

v Sick.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Of getting exploded

< Spent three tries to get the Daltonator on 'Which Bond are you?'

V Didn't have to try, channels Timothy Dalton at all times.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That sounds hard.

< Having ED-E as a companion is paranoia simulator 2015...Or whatever year NV takes place in.

v Doing anything halloweenie?

 

[Barbas]

^ Only downing a few alcohols.

< Shplsh.

v That's the sound of the police being vomited on.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Well, getting vomited on was why I wanted to join the force, but I decided that nursing might make for more opportunities

< It's not a proper nursing shift without violence, nudity, being covered in various bodily fluids, trying to find out where that smell comes from and the inevitable questioning if you are actually a dementia patient who only thinks they're here to work.

V I've done your urinalysis, what exactly have you been doing?!?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I've been drinking the blood of the fallen

< It tastes revolting, but it restores Mana

V These skeletons had so much loot on them

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's why they bare all their wares...
< I'm a day behind?
v You lost The Game!

 

[Barbas]

^ But I knew the score!

< I used to think The Truth was voices by Tim Allen or someone similar.

v Are you my partner in science?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm your test tube baby.

< I had a dream that Cinemassacre had taken over the old Know Your Meme YouTube channel. What the hell...

v (Japanese expletives)

 

[Barbas]

^ I did no such thing!

< I was busy playing games, as a matter of fact.

v Good evening.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Your toastmaster for the evening

< Butters the toast before raising it

V Can't stop humming theme tunes

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that would depend on the tune

< It's time, gametime!

V meets some chick and asks her this and that, like are you pregnant girl or just really fat?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Dropping names almost constantly

< Getting my vitamins

V Gas Snake

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The gas that goes "hissssss".

< Heyyyyyy-o! Look out down below!

v Here he comes BANANA SLAMMA!

 

[Barbas]

^ But I don't have any bananas right now.

< That was a woolly dog!

v Did you catch that?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ UGH NOBODY CARES, BARABARAS

< *tries to pet cat on the street*

v Has never seen a hypocrite before.

 

[Barbas]

^ I've seen enough for one lifetime.

< I can't think of much right now, but a cappella stuff is good.

v Jar?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Jam

< Has hairy hands

V People die when they are killed

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What looks like corn cakes?

< Your.

v Face.