the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Skinny pears, ideally. This is cute. [https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/c5/2a/b0c52a71c2028000a0e4b49c1d9ae681.jpg]

< I generally prefer to keep people out of my little rants and vents in the "v" part of my posts because I imagine it can be a little awkward, hence the edit.

v Don't throw grenades!

 

[Barbas]

^ Do Molotovs count?

< That Mr Gutsy took nearly no damage!

v We require some assistance or we may be f*******cked.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My furious board worked on the sentry bot, but this robot may be better at spinning.

< Can't wait to get back to FO4 this evening.

v Is fun game.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ The teabagging mechanics need work. MODDERS! DO YOUR THING!!!

< Shot Lenny with Turbo Plasma Rifle in Fallout 2, melting him into hot slurry. BASTARD!!!

V Prefers Earl Gray. *Punches me in testicular area for lameass teabag joke*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll hire somebody else to do it.

< Was Craven returns as a Super Mutant voice actor, among other things. Good.

v Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated my mother.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Calm down it was consensual, although I guess broadcasting it was a criminal offence

< So then I took the sweetroll and...

V Gave it to you <3

 

[FPLOON]

^ And licked them like a [REDACTED]!
< I just used the one finger...
v Does it make a funny sound?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Noisier than a hentai lady's genitals.

< My friend's doge deliberately pushes his baseball under the sofa, then whines for people to fetch it from underneath.

v Needy, manipulative, adorable little son of a *****!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you know you want me, baby

< dig my fancy catchphrase, baby

v maybe the dingo ate your, baby

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I see what you're doing, but the placement of that comma bothers me more than gore images.

< I haven't had Tayto crisps in ages, reason being Tayto mostly lacks big, good-value bags.

v Bespectacled.

 

[FPLOON]

^ How'd you know?
< Because I've mentioned them in forum passing...
v The last Spy Kids had so much wasted potential!

 

[Barbas]

^ I made the mistake of watching the 3D film.

< Now I need help with my migraines.

v Do you have any pills?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ They aren't for pain.

< It's raining outside.

v *whines*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *dines*
< *shines*
v *fines*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *mumbles something about a daylight robbery and hands over cash*

< Fallout 4 has a glitch, better make an article.

v Pastalimbs.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I just ate internet spaghetti, okay!
< I remember when I couldn't tell the difference between the two Ghostbusters movies...
v If you row an imaginary boat, is that Ghostbusters 2?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I haven't seen either.

< I should check out that shop that sells Asian and African foods down the road. Those kind of places have a quirky and interesting selection, perhaps including root beer. I'd buy some from Amazon, but I haven't had it in ages and don't want to risk finding out that I hate the stuff.

v Idiot Savant.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Peppermint Patty?
< Franklin...
v Lucy!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ FPLOON.

< I swear there'd better be centaurs in this game, somewhere.

v I mean the kind with three tongues!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ All have different tastes

< Looking forward to that Chinese takeaway tomorrow

V You rAN and diED