the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Your neck...
< My back?
v Lick my pussy and my cat!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *appears to be about to respond positively, then stops*

< Why do they call a bag for taking leftover food home a "doggy bag"?

v *over the top anime fight scene movements*

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Badly dubbed English

< Bad Englush

V 100% fish and chips, bangers and mash, bread and butter English

 

[FPLOON]

^ Lost me at butter...
< I don't butter my biscuits!
v A coin for your thoughts?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Money! *takes coin*

< Very English

V Apple Pie Murican

 

[Barbas]

^ No it's not!

< It's some baklava.

v You want some?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *tries to wear it*

< OHHHH. This isn't- AHHHH.

v Message received.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Self-destruct...
< Is it that week?
v This was not the mission!

 

[Barbas]

^ HOT SHIT, A FUCKIN' POST!

< I LOOOOOVE FUCKIN' POSTS!

v OK, calm down.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You look like a mushroom in that hat.

< Barbas is war hero!

v Kiss me like big man!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ but you are not a big man, you are a headsprouter

< isn't even sure what gender(s) those come in

v is a little confused about where to shop for underwear

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Is it the hardware store or the flower shop? No! Silly me! It's the hairdressers of course!

< Waiting ages to reply to The Rogue Wolf on this thread. Finally happened, must be a pre-Halloween miracle!

V Tells me: Dammit man! Stop double posting!

 

[Barbas]

^ Damn it, Wolf; I'm a computerman, not a mathematist!

< I have to go and look at some computer-related things now.

v Take care of these people, and set nothing on fire that should not be on fire.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Sir! Yes Sir! *Begins systematic back burning of everything!!*

< PURGE!

V Really needs to do a systematic back burning thing to all that porn...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I keep no pronz on my computer.

< [small]That I will disclose.[/small]

v A big, fat anime sword.

 

[FPLOON]

^ The innuendo!
< Are they saying that Gotham's for males and Supergirl's for females?
v Can't decide between watching one first before the other via streaming service...

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't think I stream.

< I can't really be sure, though.

v Do I?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Well if you are finding that your stream regularly gets interrupted, you may wish to see your doctor.

< Bah, nursing is starting to get me down man

V Motivate me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *points at hand, then balls pointing hand into a fist and puts it into hand that it was pointing at, grips them together*

< My brother has been offered a job in Japan, the big weeb. I'm happy for him.

v *wave*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *wave*
< *cave*
v *shave*