the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ That was rubbish!
< Ate the whole box of pizza...
v What happened to Purple Link?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Went straight in my basket.

< Waiting on money from people, to get money to other people. Wow.

v Am I an adult yet?

 

[FPLOON]

^ No because Adults don't exist...
< Lacks the "responsibility" within the "maturity"?
v My anaconda don't want none unless you got that <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hestXK5J0fc>Cake!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ On this topic, I am not a big fan of extravagant cakes. In fact, I generally don't like them. A plain cake will do me fine.

< Humph.

v Knows how to stop a rhinoceros from charging.

 

[Fijiman]

^ The answer is dakka, lots and lots of dakka.

< My teeth hurt.

V Is an unauthorized barbarian.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I'm a barbarian; I'm not standing in lines and filling out forms

< how about I go to window 12 and file this SWORD in your GUT!

v did not come to praise Caesar, but to name a salad after him

 

[FPLOON]

^ And then eat some pizza...
< Some porn is better at 60fps!
v Why call it a "Hoverboard" if it has damn wheels on it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Marketing!

< The reason Ceasar salads are so-called is because the first Caesar salad was cut out of the chef's- wait.

v I think I've gotten mixed up somewhere.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Don't toss the salad just yet...
< I got so many tabs to close!
v Krakatoa?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I prefer Mr. Volcano. Anyway, you should totally drink Volvic Revive.

< orignal kerakter donut steal!!!!1!1!!

v Off to eat someone's parents.

 

[Barbas]

^ They were tasty with relish.

< I like tomato chutney.

v Want some gummies?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ As long as they're the really squishy and soft ones.

< TIL Fallout 4 don't got no level cap. Besides that, this tea is 'orrible.

v The hot water to leaves ratio is all wrong.

 

[Barbas]

^ I am so sorry. Please have some TLC.

<

v Come in, come in.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You're right.*adds seven pounds of potatoes*

< Is helping.

V Tastes the rainbow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're not fijiman! What the fuck!?

< *doublechecks* The forum index said fijiman was the last to post in here, but it's just stinky ol' Barbas! Bleuuugh! But he- but you- but I- what the fuuuuuuuuuuck!? Fijiman's post wasn't here when I came in!

v I just saved you from GANON!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The birds are singing

< Will only post when I have something funny to say

V MY GOD! WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *stern look*

<

Will only post when I have something funny to say

I'm surprised you managed 5 posts, to be honest.


Obligatory. [https://youtu.be/a7kh5FMKeqA]

v Think fast! *flings self at you*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *kisses you upon capture* Too slow!
< This page needs more weed jokes...
v Do you not get why the stoners laughed at the phrase "The V game"?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I won't embarrass myself by guessing...

< I hope my SSD arrives, today. The ?47.99 one I tried to cancel arrived yesterday, but knowing my luck the ?40 one will arrive monday. *sigh*

v I hate sunday when I'm waiting on parcels.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No post on Sundays

^ *stern look*

< It's a wrestling term

V Just a sexy boy