the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ ( ._.) ...

< ( o_o) ... (o_o )

v ( O o O) <( CALL THE POLICE! ) (O o O )

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO.

< Finally knows who that skeleton dude I'm seeing everywhere is. And I'm not talking about Mr Skeltal.

v Some thing on your mind, motherf*&%r!?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< Specifically, which faction to remove first.

v Are you self-aware?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably.

< Blarg.

V Needs more blarg.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, believe me, I've tried.

< My throat might not take much more of that right now.

v Do you have any teapots? I'm collecting to rebuild Liberty Prime.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wow, spoilers.

< RIP my self-respect. Ah well. We will learn from our mistakes, won't we?

v *always look on the bright side of life*

 

[Barbas]

^ I try to.

< What did he mean by spoilers?

v Liberty Prime must be rebuilt, then duplicated. America must never fall to Communism.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll get the cameras.

What did he mean by spoilers?

< I'm just reading too deep into it.

v Bratter than a wurst.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ze Germans.

< Prime explodes at the end of the Fallout 3 DLC. ( O v O)

v Prime??? PRIIIIIIIME!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Calm. Calm. It's just margarine.

So my brain immediately went to...y'know.

v Your brain fell out.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Typical!
< Just an ordinary day...
v Who's Deanna?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We need to talk.

< I need to play Undertale.

v You need to stop letting your dreams be memes.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Ah, but it's fun.

< Wishes he didn't have to go back to work today.

V Quack damn you!

 

[Xeros]

^ Meo-fuck, I blew it!
< Fallout till 6; work at 10.
v Plenty of time to sleep when we're dead.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I imagine I'd have a much more productive lifestyle if sleep wasn't something I needed. And not just because I wouldn't have to sleep for ~8 hours a day.

< "Game designers colour wheel" thing about stuff is out of date. I think we grew out of that phase.

v

NEXT POSTER

draws near!

 

[Xeros]

^ Here he comes to wreck the daaaay!
< I'm gonna wreck it!
v Heeee's a wreckin' machine!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, I just have very easily hurt feelings. In fact...

< *breaking glass sound effect* I'm very hurt that Xeros said that.

v It's next poster on the Jeremy Kyle show! Give 'em a round of applause! Complementary obnoxious opening theme. [https://youtu.be/fsPY_TDd5Fg?t=5s]

 

[FPLOON]

^ I ain't your father!
< I ain't your mother...
v I ain't your daughter?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What are you?

< Give this dog some meat

V Eats bullets for Breakfast

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Fine. In goes a spoonful of bullets.

< Hkkkoiiip. *click*

v Horrible!!