the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ My favorite shirt? YOU VICIOUS BASTARD! *Sigh*... Now I have to soak it in salty water for a bit. How inconvenient.

< Doesn't really have enough fashion sense to have a favorite shirt.

V Enjoys drinking salt water. THE TEARS OF THEIR ENEMIES!

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Blarg.

V How many potatoes can a blender blend before needing to be de-milked?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't hear you over the parade.

< Getting a haircut today. But I have something I must get done before I head out.

v Noodle features.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Heh, how did you know that my old nickname was 'spaghetti'?

< Got the length, lacks the girth

V Knows that I mean my build! Jeez!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

< Got that thing done. Might have put more effort in but I think it stands up fine on its own.

v Knows that I mean my death post! Jeez!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I don't read that much into it...
< Surprise boner!
v Gaston wants Taco Bell?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ He's watching his figure.

< Good ol' Gautham from Amazon. He's very helpful, if a little slow.

v Also his name sounds like that of a small town in England.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ much better than Shitterton, in Dorset

< wouldn't mind getting to Wetwang in East Yorkshire

v maybe you'd be more interested in Three Cocks, Breconshire?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just as good as Twatt & Titty Ho

< People should put more consideration in naming things

V May I borrow your nukes?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ All zero of them? Sure.

< Has no nuclear ARSEnal

V You dropped the bomb on me! Baby, you dropped the bomb on me!

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, you're tuning me on! (Yeah!)
< Like what you see? (Yes?)
v Jim was looking for you... (Yep...)

 

[Fijiman]

^ No he wasn't. Not today at least.

< Blarg.

V Can you go get rid of that fool?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ sorry, he's still under contract

< and he does sing the most delightfully bawdy sea shanties

v probably doesn't even know what the wenches do when them whaler boys return

 

[FPLOON]

^ They play Twister?
< Wants some Twister Yoga...
v Caught up in a Twister! Twi-twi-twister!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You and your strange sayings which are probably references to things I don't get.

< I don't like it when things are drenched in sauce. I generally avoid sauce so drenching it in the stuff is a sure-fire way to kill it for me.

v Goes to fancy restaurants and orders chips. Or...fries...

 

[Barbas]

^ I never do...unless they're potato wedges.

< Spicy ones.

v With extravagant dips.

 

[Fijiman]

^ NO DIP! Only pants.

< Just had pancakes.

V Just had a rocked launched into their window.

 

[Barbas]

^ I hope not.

< It'd mean I'd have to unleash the hounds of heck.

v I could hear your thighs slapping together as you approached.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Saggy flapjacks.

< Looking for hecks to give.

v Travels by roomba.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only when shrunk.

< When one person dies, they make room for another.

v Is that a good thing or a bad thing to say?