the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I have no reason to.

< time to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum

V I speak for the 1001 gods, and THEY want word with YOU!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I don't believe in a single one of them

< Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about #

V Meddling secret agents!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ With PP7s to boot!

< List, YouTube. I always want my subscriptions in a list ordered by most recent. It only makes sense to have them in one big batch on mobile, and even then, I'm not a fan.

v In a jar in a jar in a jar in a jar.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Announced! Jar Jar Binks will return in Star Wars VII and be as prolific as he was in Episode I

< Joined the Dark Side before it was cool

V Sith Lord! Darth...

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Baker.

< Mars will learn to fear my grilling goodness.

v Care for a sample?

 

[Twintix]

^ I don't believe in samples! Give me all of it or GTFO!

< Man, mackerel in tomato sauce sure is tasty...

V Have you been drinking again?

 

[Barbas]

^ I drink to keep the thirst for blood at bay.

< Is that...knobbly bits?

v Put a cover over that, you disgusting human being.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's just ginger root.

< [small]Tch...in this day and age, everyone's offended by something... *napkins*[/small]

v There, I covered it. Happy now?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Still a tripping hazard...
< Why am I wearing non-sexy socks?
v Children can think for themselves!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Or can they?

< Doesn't know the answer.

V Is a master of pop quizzes.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because they revolve around soda!
< The only channel willing to showcase Song of the South is TCM...
v A skippable ad?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Of course.

< Hyperspace what-now?

v U.N. Owen was you!?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, it was Patrick.

< *Gunshot noise to the face*.

v OUCH.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It was just the tip...
< Birdlash: A tale of a one-note actor wanted to try his hand at real jazz drumming?
v Food, water, and atmosphere!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Photosynthesis!

< NOT DA RAIDERS

v NOT DA SUPER MUTANTS

 

[Barbas]

^ ALIEN BEANS!

< *Heavy bolter loop*.

v A carelessly open fridge leads to heresy.

 

[Twintix]

^ Yes, but a carefully opened fridge leads to cold pizza. *munch*

< Uuuuuh, I made some people mad. T_T

V Haven't you heard? Band-aids are racist now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You saying we should release them in darker colours?

< Had not even considered that they are designed to accompany a particular skin tone till now.

v DA REAL ENEMY

 

[Barbas]

^ ...IZ DA ONE INSIDE.

< OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.

V Gatorade me, biatch!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Here, catch it with your eye socket!

< I hope he DIES.

v And I hope you get his blood on your favourite shirt!