the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ CHANGE!

< Blarg.

V Shouldn't you be somewhere else?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< *Disappears*.

v

...INSERT COIN...

 

[Fijiman]

^ *inserts bottlecap*

< Did it work?

V You might want to step three feet to the right.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nice try, Panksgiving!
< The fuck is snow?
v You haz the white stuff...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And you have a turd on your shoulder, Nick.

< I don't really get the whole Ink Spots thing of singing the song and then having some deep voiced guy just speak the lyrics normally, with some paraphrasing here and there.

v Also I hate Butcher Pete.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I thought he was beloved by all...
< Spoke the lyrics?
v Sampled the sample to make a new classic modern again!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hey, honey. You know that song that was just sung?

< I'm gonna speak it now.

v Because otherwise I don't think you'll apply it to real life. Or something.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ no thank you; I'm not interested in a philosophy based on Nickelback songs

< I'd be popular, but repetitive and bland

v needs to stop singing along with Barry Manilow with their windows down on the way to work

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't drive, and I don't sing unless I'm alone.

< Want another (possibly shitty) opinion? I hate that song about being a mighty man! For the "WHOOOAAA" and the yelling! It just ain't my thing.

v Was just an optical illusion the whole time.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I was never here...
< I was over there, though?
v Where were you when the Blood of the North was drawn?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Having my supper

< Only sings along when no-one's there

V Stuck on a sticky bun

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No sticky buns on my land.

< Cat chewed my headset wire. Hopefully Amazon won't make me pay for the replacement...

v A-loom-in-um or al-you-min-i-um?

 

[Barbas]

^ Hello? Hellooooooo?

< Can you hear me?

v My son's been downloading porn and I can't do my taxes. There are nipples all over.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Delete System32.

< Thinking of buying an SSD.

v Do load times bother you much?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not even at Sonic 06 levels!
< Too much patience?
v A Lifetime Original Movie used resources from the Creature Shop...

 

[Barbas]

^ Claymations!

< More claymations!

v Stuck in stopmotion.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because I can't sleep...
< I can't sleep?
v Let's "can't sleep" together!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The only reason I'm awake right now is because my internal clock insists on waking me up at ~7 and refusing to let me sleep again!

< However, if it were to wake me up at an agreeable time between 10am and 12pm, it would gladly let me continue sleeping if I felt like it.

v Consciousness is a fickle beast.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Yes.

< Blarg.

V There should be more pickles in the attic.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ If only to summon the Dread God PICKLEXALTHIA!

< Doesn't have an attic

V SUMMONS A PANTHER!