the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ The blankness is very blank.

< Blarg.

V Do you require assistance?

 

[FPLOON]

^ No, Siri...
< One more day before winter vacay!
v Better call Saul?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That thing I am meaning to get back into watching.

< Needs to buy a Christmas present on a very tight budget.

v Thrifty subroutine activated!

 

[Barbas]

^ Uh-oh. My fusion core's a bit low.

< Will this work with the juice we have?

v I, uhhh...I think you'd better take over. There may be a large explosion shortly.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thanks for telling me. I reject your offer.

< I have to walk home in the dark, and it's only half four!

v Can transform.

 

[Barbas]

^ Whenever I am asleep, I become a cloud.

< It's really foggy in here.

v Are you a serial tiller?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ No

< Strawberry watermelon is an amazing flavor

V It's dangerous to go alone take this. . .

 

[Xeros]

^ Hey, that's really kind of- Gah! That's you're wrinkled dick again!
< Craving buffalo sauce.
v Where's the cake, Eggman!?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ It is now a pie.

< buffalo chicken is good on anything

V You've nowhere to hide, nowhere to run. Your village will burn like the heart of the sun. With infinite glee, it is going to be me who slaughters the world!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Cold story, broham...
< I only got one life to live!
v You wanna live it up?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ why yes

< fun-sized

V Scooby Dooby Doo took a poo. Shaggy thought it was candy. Shaggy took a bite, his face turned white, and that's the end of Shaggy.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Haha. Poo.

< My neighbour gave me ?20 to feed his cat while he's away around Christmas. I tried to refuse considering he's literally next door, but...he insisted. And I could use the money, so thanks dude.

v Good at buying presents.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ yes. never found a present I gave in a dumpster

< rock'n'troll!

V legen. . . wait for it. . . dary!

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Frooooooooooooooog!

< The one reference...

v ...to rule them all!

 

[FPLOON]

^ The ring?
< Taller than a Hobbit...
v Fuck the non-precious!

 

[Xeros]

^ Oooo, am I precious to you now?
< RISE!
v THROW AWAY! THE DECAY OF YOUR LIFE!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Shout, I'm talking to you!
< Come on...
v How many "Mad"s does it take to make up the world?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ only one, but he's got to have JUST the right eyeliner, and know what blush goes with what kind of cheekbones

< is an "autumn"

v would look good with just a little mascara; bring out those eyelashes, sweetums

 

[FPLOON]

^ *blushes* They're the best feature about my face...
< My legs are my best overall feature!
v What color pill will you take?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm still trying to decide what seat!

< Slow walkers need to make sure to leave space so fast walkers like me can get around. Those who don't...cattle prod.

v You're- you're melting!