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Headsprouter

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^ It's like a frat boy- but with farts!

< I think Fallout 4 turned out a lot more fun to play than Skyrim simply because Skyrim is so god damn slow. I mean, Skyrim is cool and I feel awesome when a character manages to get somewhere, but it's rare that it happens because I tend to get bored of the grind.

v Owlface.
 

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^ are you suggesting I am an owlbear?

< not the worst thing I have been compared to.

V has encountered a wild eight penguins stapled together: two privates, two Ricos, two Kowalskis, and two skippers.
 

Headsprouter

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^ But are they stapled together mouth to anus?

< Gamer poop time.

v I'm going to get up in a minute and walk out of here. That guy in the corner with follow me. You follow him. I will follow you. I've trained for this sort of follow-thing my whole life. So don't f*ck it up.
 

Headsprouter

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^ Wha-TSSSHHH.

< I went to try the other Chinese, the one I go to for cheap salted chilli king prawns, to see if they'd do me some battered mushrooms despite just having "mushrooms" on their side dish menu. They didn't because they suck. Got the basic mushrooms, though. Tasty.

v Pre orders available for my new game: Battered Mushroom quest.
 

Headsprouter

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^ No! You're making me wonder if calling that out as racist is racist of me to associate such sound with Asian cultures!

< Doesn't like his games being super-duper modded with anime girl female npcs and laughable run animations.

v 0/420 "not enuf lens flares"
 

Headsprouter

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^ Clamely.

< I keep waking up at 7am and not being able to snooze any longer. I hate it.

v Did you take my fuc-kIIIIIIIIIIIIIng gun?
 

Headsprouter

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^ Hey guys, UltraDeth "hoy hinoy"! Can you believe this guy?

< I hate Cait.

v Pickin' a foit. Am I roit?
 

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^ Oh feck, OI CAN'T BELEEVE YOU'VE JUST DONE THIS.

< (/ O ^ O)/ <( Oim upset, oi am. )

v How's the rug addiction going?
 

Headsprouter

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^ Decade-old NI animation. 2008 by the video, but I've seen it before I was 13, I'm sure of that. Still airs to this day on UTV ad breaks.

< Our car crash adverts though. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtJqw--DGl8]

v OH SHI-
 

Barbas

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^ Ha, loved it.

< Nearly as good as this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAjPXykbXA].

v See you in Hell!
 

Headsprouter

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^ Never seen that one with the face on tyre action. Brutal!

< Waiting for somebody to mod dogmeat to be one of those hairless, skeletal mongrels. They're cool.

v Tucked in is out.
 

Barbas

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^ Does this have something to do with popped collars?

< Thinks that tire-face-interfacing scene is from Deathproof.

v Ground the house.
 

The Rogue Wolf

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^ you heard him, house; stay in your room, no going to see friends, phone calls or games for two weeks

< what did that house do, anyway?

v just wait until your parents find out what you did in the neighbors' garden