the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I thought they were just made from their souls.

< Hmmm...

v That execution was brutal, dude.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am his head, now!!

< I'm Chrish Hanshen with Dateline NBShee and I'm doing a shtory on men who arrange to meet underage girlsh online for shex.

v *headbutts stool*

 

[Barbas]

^ Have you been channeling Sean Connery again, young man?

< He was the highlight of The Rock.

v Thinks his best film was Zardoz.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It had the better cinematography...
< Did it?
v My mind escapes me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well you'd better go catch it then.

< My friends want to go to Pizza Express. And I don't like pizza or Italian food particularly in general.

v Does not compute.

 

[Barbas]

^ Not at the moment.

< I finally managed to achieve sentience. God, it hurts so much.

v Would you like some orange juice?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ After just having brushed my teeth? Are you trying to kill me!?

< I watched the Ed, Edd n' Eddy big picture show yesterday and it was fantastic.

v Shiny and new.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ just like that Lombardi Trophy the broncos captured!

< The Broncos won the super bowl! The Broncos won the Super Bowl! The broncos won the mother loving Super Bowl! The broncos won the mother loving Super Bowl! The broncos won the mother loving Super Bowl! The broncos won the mother loving Super Bowl! Stand up and salute Bronco fans! You painted the damn town blue and orange! UNITED IN ORANGE!

V 18 years ago, after finally ending a drought of 38 years without a championship in football, after the embarassing SB losses, John Elway finally attained the only distinction he ever wanted: world champion. After the SB 32 win, The broncos great owner, Pat Bowlen, who two years ago had to step down because of Alzheimer's and poor health said 4 words that will live on forever in the hearts of bronco fans: THIS ONE'S FOR JOHN! Well now, it was Elway who returned the favor.
THIS ONE'S FOR PAT!

 

[Barbas]

^ 'Kay then.

< Do Canadians come from Canadia?

v ... (o.0)

 

[FPLOON]

^ I blame Papa Johns...
< Still got free pizza, though!
v That's what counts, right?

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know.

< I can't count.

v Oh what, you think you're better than me because you can add numbers onto other numbers?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ No, but I do think mathematics is a useful tool

< Actually uses algebra in his work

V In the process of multiplying

 

[Barbas]

^ There's always multiplication involved.

< *Sigh*...too tired. Must sleep more.

v Do you play chess much?

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's been a while...
< The second Pokemon movie had a handfull of chess references!
v Any minute now?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I'LL TAKE ON ALL YOU BASTARDS AT CHESS!!!!

< I'll totally lose but...

V I can at least beat you

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not at sex!
< Easy target?
v I ain't cleaning that up...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Neither am I, seeing as I wasn't the guy who beat you sexually

< Admittedly I am a bit of a clean freak.

V 100% freak baby!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Heck yeah!

< Polish people dobshe-ing behind me on the bus. Or however you spell that word my friend always says to his parents.

v Can't think of anything clever to say.

 

[Barbas]

^ Polishes are hot.

< They make a good sausage.

v I think I broke my brain, so you'll have to take over.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Try inserting a coat hanger up the nose.

< Has too many coat hangers... Or just doesn't hang his clothes.

V Built like a coat hanger.