the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I prefer a nice cup of tea myself.

< I like the designs of Dwemer ruins in all the Elder Scrolls games.

v Stop looking at my canis root.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *bites lip and continues to stare bug-eyed*

< I made myself cringe internally typing that.

v How you doin', buddy?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm doin' pretty good, thanks.

< Better for that hat purchase.

v What's your favourite item of headgear?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ None.

< Bought Undertale.

v Gathers dust.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ yes I need it for some potions I am brewing.

< I never know what to type here.

V Leoric is a jerk!

 

[Barbas]

^ I've never met him.

< ...Or her, if that's a woman.

v Hmmm...will you be a saint or a murderer?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ how about a Saint of Killers [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saint_of_Killers]?

< I could do the two-revolver thing, but I doubt I could pull off wearing that hat

v secretly wears a propeller beanie and sings showtunes in the shower

 

[Fijiman]

^ Don't be ridiculous.

< Narf.

V Pantsed by a prince.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I asked...
< He came?
v Happy ending!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And they all got laid. The end.

< Those poor, silly humans, again!

v No, wrong, AGAIN!

 

[Barbas]

^ So sorry. I will attempt another language.

<

Initializing. . . . . 

v Grittings. Mah nem is Kahlveen. Hereyoor lunboks, hoffa gut tay askool!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ It troo! Dat darn Kahlfin stole ma spacechip!

< Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.

v is never going to live down that noodle incident

 

[Barbas]

^ Susie lies.

< I'm much too mild-mannered.

v *Thblblblpt*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Tha's vely rlood ya cheeky wee whipper-snapper.

< It's a whip. That snaps. Like me!

v Was just cgi this whole time.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I'm fully practical!

< Now hand me that bass.

v Ever played any games in the Stronghold series?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nope!
< Watching this Shieldlands series...
v Got a lot of enemies?

 

[Barbas]

^ None. I got rid of the ones I did have.

< There's nothing nicer than a cold glass of lager...

v ...Don't you agree?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I wouldn't know.

< Doesn't drink.

V Doesn't sink.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I need more iron in my diet

< Best source: BEEF VINDALOO!!!

V Powers through spicy food like a boss.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Don't tell anyone!
< Go Team Venture...
v One-winged Mercy?