the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I am the chopstick ambassador.

< Ambassador to the chopstick people.

v I mean people who live in giant chopstick towers. You know that's not racism, right?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nonetheless I'm offended.

< Triggered for reasons that are probably arrogant and prideful.

v See you in 20 to 45 minutes.

 

[Barbas]

^ Okay then.

< What a strange fellow that was.

v Sir slash ma'am.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Quack.

< Really wishes his teeth would stop fucking hurting so damned much so damned often.

V Reads articles about feet in their spare time.

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer not to, my good human.

< I still feel peckish.

v Sorbet?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Indeed, let's get some later, I know the most lovely place!

< Hellgate London had some really beautiful quotes.

V Munches Demon Flakes

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer Cacodemon Puffs.

< *Infernal noises*.

v Did you hear that?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Imps?

< I think Garbage Pail Kids isn't as bad as Baby Geniuses, because personally I will take obnoxious monstrosities over babies.

v What did ya eat?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Popcorn.

< Regretting it a little bit.

V Sleepy.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Getting there.

< Thinking on many morbid topics this evening. I should play more video games.

v Whatever you do, don't look them in the eyes!

 

[Barbas]

^ Are their eyes anywhere near their luscious butts?

< *Yawn*.

v Are you acutely aware of a sudden atmosphere of foreboding?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'm creating that shit...
< Played NotGTAV!
v Go teen Venture?

 

[Barbas]

^ Errr...no.

< These damnable television programmes.

v Nobody makes nothing like they never used to.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My prefrontal cortex just exploded.

< My local practice has the coolest 16-bit hold track.

v Did you just...?

 

[Barbas]

^ Neeyope!

< I used to hear a lot of Green Day in high school.

v Are you in pain?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah the knuckle I punched the wall with is a bit sore. Bad place for a scab.

< Most fantasy skeletons I have encountered have been the hissing type.

v Thoughts on Dr. Pepper?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Is good

< Likes most sodas

V Tour de fist

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't understand.

< Is he thinking of an action film?

v Wow, it's Jet Li!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I wish.

< Just ate lunch.

V Barks at gnomes.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but I do kick them into orbit.

< Is that politically incorrect?

v Look what you've not done this time!