the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, I have nothing below my head and shoulders, plus no arms.

< Polish women are very pretty. Which reminds me, I saw an elegant lady today who looked like Carrie Fisher prior to the granny transformation.

v Waiter! There's dank memes in my soup!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^

Spoiler: I am sorry sir! I will fix that right away!

< Soup of the evening!

V Who cares for fish?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I do.

< Tried to get dulse at the fishmonger's stall today. Bad time of year apparently.

v I'm looking for a criminal trio going by the names: Ain't Never, Dun Didn't and Nuh Uh.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What kind of monster butchers grammar?

< We will find das scum!

V Didn't your mama teach you not play with shit?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ No, it was generally a given.

< But perhaps I've chosen the wrong profession if I don't want to play with shit.

V What did your mama teach you?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ are you implying I had a mother?!?

< inner peace. inner peace. inner peace. itchy nose.

V After the broncos SB victory, 21 new Papa John's stores opened in Colorado alone. Peyton Manning's 2 mentions of budweiser during the post game where worth 3.1 million in free advertising.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, I see...power shifts quickly in the brotherhood.

< I dunno, mate.

v Fancy a comedy?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *sets Barbas on fire*

< no pray noob

v Sure you can.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Hi, Do Kan!
< Not in the chat...
v No better than Skype?

 

[Barbas]

^ I no longer need it! ^^

< Investigating options.

v Would you like a nice thriller?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ No I want a terrifying thriller. What kind of shit thriller is nice?

< Nice, and terrifying

V Probably nice...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ yes

< look inside, and feel the power!

V Brittany Spearow

 

[Barbas]

^ Who's that?

< Was she followed?

v ... >.>

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ ... <.<

< Stalks his prey...

V *POUNCE!*

 

[Barbas]

^ Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

< Tigers are neater than wolves.

v Cry about it! >

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ T-T

< T-T

V T-T

 

[Barbas]

^ Why are you sad today?

< :I

v Now I feel conflicted.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you shouldn't go bad-talking wolves, mang

< we are everywhere and can strike at any time

v doesn't know that I'm 30m away and closing

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that's what he thinks!

< I can feel the energy of the universe!

V Fearow to the knee.

 

[Barbas]

^ I used to hate the terrible pixel art for Fearow in Pokemon Blue.

< ...Was there a Blue version?

v Do you remember if there was a Green?