the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ No and you know I haven't. You're even more desperate for people to play with then I am.

< Watching a Jingles video about someone's awesome KV2 match and really wishing that the Xbox 360 version of WoT had a record match feature since he had a really awesome KV2 match a few weeks ago.

V Mapping their sock drawer.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ When exactly does the Lint Fields end and the Odd Orchard begin? Also, haha- sextant.

< Can't wait to ingest this spoonful of cereal! *opens mouth only to have bottom lip rip open again*

v FFFFFFiddlesticks.

 

[Barbas]

^ Watch that language, soldier!

< I am shocked and horrified.

v Shitty balls. Oop, 'scuse me.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Squirrels.

< Squirrels.

V Squirrels.

 

[Barbas]

^ I saw a squirrel today.

< It was distracting.

v Hello there. Welcome to the Goldsource engine.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't get it.

< I want one of those machine ice creams, the really light ones. They're the best if you ask me. Covered in nuts with a flake.

v Bathes in caviar.

 

[Barbas]

^ What a waste of good caviar!

< I'd like some nice, smooth Russian Standard vodka.

v Are you an orang-utan or a gibbon?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm a ginger, so orangutans are basically my homies.

< I can't shake the idea that there's certain words I just don't like to hear kids saying. Even piss and shit, which just mean pee and poop. Maybe I'm warped by simply thinking words with sexual connotations are automatically worse.

v Old man Jenkins.

 

[Barbas]

^ Who are you calling old, shorty???

< I feel positively sprightly-*crack*.

v [small][sub]My spinal column...send help...[/sub][/small]

 

[Fijiman]

^ The hearse is on its way.

< Blarg.

V Will work for chocolate.

 

[Barbas]

^ I might do.

< Depends on the work...

v Do you have any postcards?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I got sent one by a friend in junior secondary. That's the only postcard I've ever received and I still have it...somewhere...

^ Got up early today so I'm starting to feel sleepy.

V Rogue? Cleric? Wizard? Ranger? Warrior?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You know I have no class

< Has a -5 Charisma modifier though

V Lawful Chaotic

 

[Barbas]

^ More of a lawful evil.

< The colours change as I play.

v Oh, how I wish this wasn't necessary...sometimes.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And now...

< THE CHEETAHMEN...

v Get that away from the ectofunctus!

 

[Barbas]

^ ( o_o)

< Perhaps I should return at a later date.

v *Doffs bowler* Good day.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Charlie Chaplin? I thought you were mute!

< Woke up after punching somebody in the face last night who had been harassing me the whole dream. Unfortunately they were actually my wall, which ripped the skin off the knuckle of my index finger.

v This will be a fun story to tell.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ahahahahaha!

< He's right, that was good.

v You look like you'd be tasty with some biscuits.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ EAT MY SMEGMA ON BISCUITS!

< Never tried that type of cheese on biscuits... To my knowledge... Ugh. I'm off cheese and crackers now.

V *I Vomit on thee*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ya bloody puker!

At least, I'm a piss train

V Did the butler do it again?