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^ *middling gesture*

< I tried sushi today. Salmon on sticky, congealed rice. The salmon was okay, but it overall it felt very cold and uninviting.

v Abominable.
 

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^ No, that's next-door.

< I like Tyria. A lot.

v Do you enjoy frozen yoghurt or ice cream more?
 

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^ Ice cream because I'm not stupid. *sharpens edge*

< For some reason I always get my easts and my wests mixed up. I guess my brain gets confused from looking at a compass at odd angles.

v *prod*
 

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^ You don't really understand how difficult it is to be fed by somebody behind you until you experience it.

< Everyone needs the shower as soon as I want to wash the soot off of the cat. He got scared by a jigsaw and tried to run up a chimney to hide.

v Bad with chopsticks.
 

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^ I am the chopstick ambassador.

< Ambassador to the chopstick people.

v I mean people who live in giant chopstick towers. You know that's not racism, right?
 

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^ Nonetheless I'm offended.

< Triggered for reasons that are probably arrogant and prideful.

v See you in 20 to 45 minutes.
 

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^ Quack.

< Really wishes his teeth would stop fucking hurting so damned much so damned often.

V Reads articles about feet in their spare time.
 

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^ Indeed, let's get some later, I know the most lovely place!

< Hellgate London had some really beautiful quotes.

V Munches Demon Flakes
 

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^ Imps?

< I think Garbage Pail Kids isn't as bad as Baby Geniuses, because personally I will take obnoxious monstrosities over babies.

v What did ya eat?
 

Headsprouter

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^ Getting there.

< Thinking on many morbid topics this evening. I should play more video games.

v Whatever you do, don't look them in the eyes!
 

Barbas

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^ Are their eyes anywhere near their luscious butts?

< *Yawn*.

v Are you acutely aware of a sudden atmosphere of foreboding?
 

Barbas

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^ Errr...no.

< These damnable television programmes.

v Nobody makes nothing like they never used to.
 

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^ My prefrontal cortex just exploded.

< My local practice has the coolest 16-bit hold track.

v Did you just...?