the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, he murdered the vicar with the "<" he stole from your post.

< Today is the day I uproot my entire room. I'll try to just move most of it into the centre.

v Dirk of the 99 doges.

 

[Barbas]

^ ( ._o)

< I see no ships.

v You tire me, madam.

 

[Fijiman]

^ BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

< Bleh.

V Blowing in the wind.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm indoors.

< Slept in a room full of flying dust particles and is now ded.

v It's the little things.

 

[FPLOON]

^ In life?
< I didn't read it all yet!
v I need sleep like Migi...

 

[Barbas]

^ Turtles?

< I saw a pig-nosed turtles once in Malaysia.

v Have you ever been to Singapore?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No. Was it those turtles with the tubular noses?

< Heard a French lady speaking English to somebody on the phone. It was magnificent.

v "I ssink we can- mm-hm? Yis?"

 

[Barbas]

^ Ja. Das ist...ein...tomato.

< ???

v ( . v .)

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Who?

V WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

 

[Barbas]

^ Because it is necessary,

< Because it is right,

v Because I can.

 

[FPLOON]

^ You think?
< Therefore...
v I am!

 

[Barbas]

^ There are no yams here.

< I miss those sweet potato, roast chestnut and egg puff sellers.

v Have you ever eaten those Chinese egg puffs? They're like a sort of puffy egg waffle in a honeycomb shape. Very tasty.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well if there's eggs it's probably pretty good.

< Just happy to be out of the house. There's not much there for me while my room's being painted.

v Likes platformers.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only when they're in 1st-person and I get the great fear of heights.

< Is this all within sciency work?

v You'll have to take that beer later, Barn.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Who are you talking to?

< Ducks on parade.

V Watching something.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes - The Cinema Snob.

< Wow, there are so many bad movies out there.

v Are you an elf, a dwarf or a humanzee?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dwarf?

< I rearranged my room so there's less wires and extension cords trailing across the floor space. The walls do look rather nice, and there's less crap.

v How am I supposed to games journalism?

 

[Barbas]

^ You do it with a lot of screaming and not much point.

< It's too watery in here.

v You there - fetch me a strong, Soviet bucket.

 

[FPLOON]

^ What does one look like?
< Remembers Bucket Man...
v Here comes me!

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Straight into the tea trolley.

< It's everywhere.

v Pleased with yourself?