the ^ < V game

[NerfedFalcon]

^ A-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB-BLUB

< *falls over foaming at the mouth*

v GET ME OUTTA THIS CRAZY PLACE

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Don't make me tower over your seizing body, leering with a sightless visage!

< Chop! Chop! Swipe! Chop!

v Heck off!

 

[Barbas]

^ ACH!

< Peeved.

v Ya wally.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bloody ripper!

< Knows a thing or a thousand

V Suck on my big bushwhacker, you big dumb bogan!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Ask me to do that again and the only blowing you'll be experiencing is a stick of dynamite superglued to your "big bushwacker."

< Blarg.

V Can see France from where they are.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I think so! Wait...it's just an old lady.

< Painted some walls white today.

v How do you spell doge to emphasise the fact you mean to pronounce it in the way that isn't doe-gay?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Link to a page about Venice.

< I think I'm okay now.

v You only think there's something wrong with me, because there's something wrong with YOU!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Is this new jail slang?
< EX!
v Wait until 2017 for more Outsiders...

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, is that some sort of Japanese film?

< Nobody's seen this in a hundred years, I'll bet.

v Are you a fan of bluegrass?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I prefer green grass...
< What now?
v ARENA!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ FIGHT!

< Bah gawd! What a Skirmish!

V I am Dr SpooOOOoooOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh great, he's broken down again.

< Where's the engineering team I sent for?

v Hmmm? Hmmm???

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ WHAT?!

< I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

v Hello darkness, my old friend...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLING IIIIIIIIINNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN

< Get phone call from place I applied to. Can't hear person on other end. Person on other end suggests I call back a time I can pay better attention. Rude!

v Excuse my French, but flipping flip!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Bite your tongue...
< Dippy Fresh!
v How was the 420[P]?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Very 2005!

< Postage costs. I wonder how people can afford them.

v What's your spirit animal?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ A ferret... I think. Don't ask how that happened.

< Saving up for a PS4.

v Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death?

 

[Barbas]

^ Spaghetti seconds.

< Unless ravioli is included in the equation.

v Cha-cha-cha-ciao!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Italy?
< Spain...
v Cuba!

 

[Barbas]

^ I have a bottles of hot sauce from two of those countries!

< I got a pack of fifteen for the holidays. Ten remain.

v What's your favourite hot/chilli sauce?