the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Ninjas have been sent to your current location.

< Getting lunch.

V Awaiting pants delivery.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pants or pants?

< Sun's baking me through the window to my left.

v The newspapers to my left are my weapon in a zombie apocalypse.

 

[FPLOON]

^ With the funnies in or out?
< Star Fox Zero (Fucks)!
v You can take the human out of the planet...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ So they can die in space?

< I would like to see an impartial review of Runescape. I'd like a deeper understanding of the appeal of grinding in general.

v Ever tasted "compromise"?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that's not something you can eat.

< is dealing in the metaphysical.

V Hey, there is an adorable baby panda on your head.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Is it Eddie?
< Call it...
v The third reboot!

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Waiting for his WiFi to stop being a useless piece of shit.

V Can't feel rain in Spain.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Only in the plain.

< Civil War was good! I need to see Ant-Man and Winter soldier.

v Nice extremities.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Doing something.

V What is moose?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Loose, aboot this hoose.

< First up.

v Will now say the protagonists name in awe.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Penis Bentmire.

< The ultimate protagonist.

V Pick a number between one and one hundred and then never use that number again.

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's a hard number to crack...
< Slept through a funeral?
v Trap beet!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh no, my movement has been restricted by a root vegetable.

< Experimenting with fried eggs. Still haven't mastered the whole cracking it into the pan business, but that's not priority. I think it's actually quite nice to flatten out the yolk so it can be enjoyed evenly with the white. Tomorrow I will buy potato bread.

v No yolk.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I like the yolk.

< Had a fried egg sandwich, yesterday.

V Tumblr, enough said.

 

[RedRockRun]

^ For the Emperor?

< Straight white cis-gender American male, so not allowed in Tumblr

v Is in on "It".

 

[FPLOON]

^ Triggerbating!
< Countdown to cousin's graduation...
v Poke?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, coke.

< Tried a vape the other night. It was low-tier and faintly strawberry flavoured.

v Half-baked.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I miss watching shows on 420...
< My USB fan almost started a fire in my sleep!
v Have I said way too much?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, tell me more. I'm making a shrine.

< Oh. I set that alarm for 01:00, not 13:00.

v Sometimes I look at 14:00 and see 4 and think 4pm.

 

[FPLOON]

^ You forgot to carry the 12...
< Is there more way to tell time than to tell the date?
v The internet has ALL the bias unbias answers!