the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Ed!

< Overwatch is fuuun.

v *dramatic zoom*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *unintended headbump*
< *satirical remark*
v *intensive jumpcut*

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Waiting for Fallout 4 to update so he can find his power armor that a settler stole.

V Convinced that they are in fact a tripod.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Balance a camera on my buttcrack!

< Getting into GOT. So much nudity, death and poor treatment of women.

v This is gonna be great.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Except when it isn't.

< Gonna see Civil War in a few hours.

V Why are you there?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ why wouldn't I be?

< the question to everyone's answer is usually asked from within.

V coming this fall to ABC, the new hit sitcom, the fresh prince Kael'thaas. NOW THIS PRINCE IS FRESH!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Show produced by Will Smith?
< KEANU!
v Blu-ray release in less than three months...

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't have a Blu-Ray player.

< I went to the US once.

v Would you ever go to Budapest?

 

[FPLOON]

^ That one hotel?
< Same as it ever was...
v Some call you Donny!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Those people are WROOOOOOOONG!

< +1 CHR +1 STR -1 INT

v Hoarder.

 

[Barbas]

^ I do no such thing!

< We need a few more polygons over here.

v Are you certified to use the brush tool?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Only a little bit.

< Or a lot, depending on whether we're talking real life or a Bethesda game.

V Just got shot through two rocks and a dead tank while not being spotted.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, that never happens to me.

< Partially obscured and distant Russian tanks sometimes briefly disappear, though.

v Knows how it feels to be accidentally rammed and killed by a friendly heavy tank.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Ragdoll physics!
< Needs a new joj...
v Dawn of Civil Apocalypse?

 

[Barbas]

^ That sounds horrible.

< Ah, Venice.

v Time to run everything over and blow up all the coffee shops.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm part of the Venice bot set and I find this offensive.

< 1/1000 drop, within 20 or so rolls. I was looking for a slice-of-life comment to make about that, but couldn't find one.

v *steps over the line*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Rolls on the line*.

< I flop like a fish, what are you going to do about it???

v *Flipflopflipflopflipflop*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I didn't ask for any nautical nonsense

< Well, hyuk hyuk hyuk

V Late word is I'm still taking a shit

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, break time was over...
< "It's not over!"
v Remember Christ-Rock on a cartoon show?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not at all.

< Caldera's a bit of a waste of space without more proper guild buildings.

v Did you find the scamp in the manor?