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FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
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^ Broheart?
< I never thought I would hate a vacation day from work...
v Philosopizzle!
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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Nov 19, 2010
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^ I liked it when it was bigger.

< I wonder if Pokemon GO will be forgotten about by the wider community in the few weeks. I hope not.

v Get moving, porker.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
Aug 14, 2008
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^ You calling me fat? OH YOU ARE SO ROASTED AND EATEN!

< ugh, headsprouter tastes terrible!

V "who are you?" "Buddy, I. . . am . . . the dragon warrior." "you? You're a panda. He's a panda! What are you going to do big guy, sit on me?" "Don't tempt me."
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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Nov 19, 2010
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^ That's why they call them tremors.

< Wishing I had places to go so I could Pokemon GO.

v It's working.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I've never actually flossed or been offered floss by a dentist.

< I used to be able to get a Pokemon once an hour outside my house, guess the spawns are on a weekly rotation.

v Collector.
 

FPLOON

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^ Badge?
< Was not expecting a BLR special?
v Pop, lock, and drop it!
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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^ Instructions unclear. Died.

< Speaking of unclear instructions, tracking down nearby Pokemon should be less of a wild goose chase. Give me a direction.

v Neigh-sayer.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
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^ neigh

< something. . . elusive

V "what's wrong with that space over there?" "It's too tight." "Too Tight! Tyrone you could land a jumbo ****ing jet in there!"
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
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^ um no.

< aspire to inspire.

V
you're dancing like a fairy. get out there and hurt this guy. they'll hang us with the ring ropes if they think it's rigged. but for ****'s sake, DO NOT KNOCK HIM OUT. All he has to do is stay down. . . . Now we are ****ed!.

You ever cross the wrong side of the road when suddenly there is a car upon you? Your life doesn't flash before your eyes because you're too ****ing scared the think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face. The pikey didn't. Why? He had plans of running the car over. It had occurred to me he had taken the demise of his mum rather lightly.

for every reaction there is a reaction. . . and a Pikey reaction. . . IS QUITE A ****ING THING!
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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Nov 19, 2010
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^ I'm just wondering why cousin Orson liked smashing beetles.

< Seriously regretting using a Trainer Club account for Pokemon GO. Shit's broke all the time.

v Has a nickname.
 

Fijiman

I am THE PANTS!
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^ I've had several, but none of them have ever stuck.

< World of Tanks is not being terribly kind tonight.

V Bored out of their mind.
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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Nov 19, 2010
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^ I feel like I'm wasting time.

< Still dead. Should have known Google was a safer bet.

v Hollyoaks reject.
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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^ Everyone likes to fantasise about what their own might be.

< My sword's bigger than your sword...

v Disconnected.