the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Why, what's up there?

< *Stares*.

v Ow, now my eyes hurt.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Maybe you should have reached for the skis like I asked.

< Found a Growlithe up Cave Hill over the weekend.

v Get down from there!

 

[Barbas]

^ This old thing?

< It looks like a musket of some description.

v Are you Spanish?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< He looks more Australian.

V Possibly after some sort of apocalypse.

 

[Barbas]

^ Everybody does.

< Secretly not French.

v Ew!

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't even know what you're talking about, so I suppose that's true.

< Mmm, I could go for some grilled cheese sandwiches.

v How about you, Benjamin?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *vomits up Benjamin's half-digested corpse*

< There's a video arcade not far from my college. It's a bit dated, in more aspects than just being a video arcade, but it's still quite cool.

v Consolation prize.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thanks, I like sponge cake.

< Ooh, it's Victoria sponge!

v You can't have any, but you can have a man laughing himself silly over Poppen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XXicZx1aDE].

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *wheeze*

< Slow walking spatially unaware people, my favourite pet peeve.

v MY LEG!

 

[Barbas]

^ MUAY THAI!

< No, wait, that's not right.

v MEIN EYE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Are you saying I lack depth?

< Got an Onix yesterday. Can't wait for Steelix.

v Good dog.

 

[Barbas]

^

< I don't think I ever liked anyone named Morris.

v Are you into it, then?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Couldn't say.

< Blarg.

V And blarg again.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ehhhhh.

< Fnr.

v Bwee.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ LOW CONTENT POST

< I had surf clam sushi, it was nice.

v Shellfish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Nah I'm just THAT good.

< That good.

V Tennis?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *fails serve*

< I'd love to try lobster or good crab. But right now some battered garlic mushrooms would do.

v Food motivated.

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Ehhh, give it about half an hour.

< Looking forward to work today.

v Is that strange, Geoff?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ About Geoff... [http://i.imgur.com/koOUPt0.jpg]

< Kitchen Nightmares.

v Steak out.

 

[Barbas]

^ I just ate, thank you.

< *Cough, cough*.

v Don't you Tusken raid that fridge, Garfielf, or I swear I will put you to sleep you devious scoundrel.