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^ what nonsense was that?
< today was one of those days where it was the kind of hot where after work your pants fit looser.
V My fist hungers for justice. (Groar) That was. . . my fist!
< today was one of those days where it was the kind of hot where after work your pants fit looser.
V My fist hungers for justice. (Groar) That was. . . my fist!
^ Shut up, Drake's fist! Nobody cares what you think!
< Levelled to 17 in Pokemon GO. I'd have waited longer before power levelling again, but I didn't want to run out of balls.
v Hee hee.
< Levelled to 17 in Pokemon GO. I'd have waited longer before power levelling again, but I didn't want to run out of balls.
v Hee hee.
^ what is funny mate?
< I wrote a little jingle that goes something like this: "Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, tee hee hee.
V You're always going to have a problem moving a body in one piece. best thing to do is cut it up into 6 pieces and pile them all together. when you've got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of them cause it's no good leaving them in the deep freeze for you mum to discover. I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You have to starve them a bit first, then the site of a chopped up body looks like curry to a piss-ant. You gotta shave the head and pull the teeth for the sake of the pigs' digestion. You can do this afterward of course, but you don't want to go sieving through pig shit now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that each pig can consume about 2 pounds of uncooked flesh each minute. Hence the expression as greedy as a pig.
< I wrote a little jingle that goes something like this: "Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, tee hee hee.
V You're always going to have a problem moving a body in one piece. best thing to do is cut it up into 6 pieces and pile them all together. when you've got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of them cause it's no good leaving them in the deep freeze for you mum to discover. I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You have to starve them a bit first, then the site of a chopped up body looks like curry to a piss-ant. You gotta shave the head and pull the teeth for the sake of the pigs' digestion. You can do this afterward of course, but you don't want to go sieving through pig shit now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that each pig can consume about 2 pounds of uncooked flesh each minute. Hence the expression as greedy as a pig.
^ after seeing what you do, believe me my fingers are going nowhere near your soup!
< today is pladitudinus.
V thank you for that. that's a great weight off my mind. You mind telling me who the **** you are? Aside from someone who feeds people to pigs of course.
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by a horrible C***. me. Gentleman!
< today is pladitudinus.
V thank you for that. that's a great weight off my mind. You mind telling me who the **** you are? Aside from someone who feeds people to pigs of course.
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by a horrible C***. me. Gentleman!
^ Yes, this is the end for the human race. Somebody ate my chips and it was the final straw.
< Sometimes I like to call my friends a cuck for the memes.
v You all right in there?
< Sometimes I like to call my friends a cuck for the memes.
v You all right in there?
^ interesting. . .
< ugh, so hot today
V Boris? Boris the Blade? Boris the bullet dodger? why they call him that? Isn't it obvious Avi? He dodges bullets.
< ugh, so hot today
V Boris? Boris the Blade? Boris the bullet dodger? why they call him that? Isn't it obvious Avi? He dodges bullets.