the ^ < V game

UltraDeth

New member
Nov 2, 2010
14,150
0
0
^ F***ing southern fairy!

< LS&2SB was a cracking film.

V Origins: The Pre-Beginning. Revenge-Reloaded (Uncut & Uncensored)!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
^ Director's Cut?
< HBO is free for me this weekend!
v The description said it was a "Comedy"...
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
8,662
3
43
^ And yet it had women in it!!!

< I went on a 10km walk today to get some things, caught a Primeape, Machop, Nidoran male and hatched a Mr. Mime.

v D'you want an apple?
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
8,662
3
43
^ Warriors. Hard ones.

< Why are there Shellder and Cloyster so far in land?

v I looked in my closet, and guess what I saw...
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
Aug 14, 2008
4,607
0
0
^ I can only fathom.

< seeker of wisdom.

V "I even packed your dolls for you." "THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!" "Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress!"
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
8,662
3
43
^ I own a rare action figure and its packaging. I took it out though, so...RIP. It was for me anyway.

< Season 5 ended miserably.

v I think you're doubting you fucking doubter.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
^ The list says otherwise...
< I connected three rom-coms by a single actress!
v Where were YOU during the night of?
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
8,662
3
43
^ Probably at home, fapping.

< "Quick guys, his immune system is busy with a stomach bug, let's break out all over his face!"

v Spotted Dick.
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
8,662
3
43
^ MY BRAND

< I am not used to doggos, but I took the pupper I am dogsitting on a walk and she seems satisfied.

v Don't talk with food in your mouth.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
Aug 14, 2008
4,607
0
0
^ My mouth is empty my good, whatever you are.

< Lookin' for a miracle man

V (Vincent pulls the diamond from his trousers) What have you got it in there for? In case we get robbed! You're not from this planet are you? Who is going to rob two black fellas holding pistols sat in a car worth less than your jacket?

Bullet-Tooth Tony and his friend the Desert Eagle .50

What have they got to do with this?

They're both staring right at us

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
^ It's what keeps the fire burning...
< Counting down?
v So much unprotection!
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
8,662
3
43
^ I am endangered!

< I have not seen a single Ekans in my city, it would be funny if they excluded snake Pokemon from Ireland's wild encounters.

v Feeling Drowzee.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
^ There was a Hypno in my room...
< My friend jacked my wild Pokemon!
v Has a smart[er]phone?
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Nov 19, 2010
8,662
3
43
^ It's in the sweet spot before diminishing returns for what you pay.

< Caught lots of new Pokemon in town today. My favourite was the Seadra. Servers were great today too!

v Followed by comedy sound effects.
 

Fijiman

I am THE PANTS!
Legacy
Dec 1, 2011
16,509
0
1
^ Not today.

< Today it's just splorching noises.

V Tomorrow will probably be death wails.