the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^

Spoiler: Amidonitrite?

< Sometimes I just...yeah.

V *another caltrop*

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, Claptrap.

< Victory screech!

V Join me!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What are you offering?

< The sweet smell of Technology

V Pickle barrel, kumquat, pickle barrel, kumquat, Chimcherrychunga!

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Listening to the radio while his brother waits in line at the post office.

V Does you got the beat?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I put it in the pantry, then Jeff took it.

< Give it back!

v Don't put it on your head! NO, YOU FOOL!

 

[Fijiman]

^ What did you say to me?

< Is bored but doesn't know what to do.

V Is good at being a not winner.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ I'm the best not winner

< Doesn't Know Jack

v Has played quiz games with friends

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sometimes

< Fancy hats make me murderous

V Uses harpoons as nails

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Nay

< Could never catch a white wale.

V Calls me Ishmael.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Calls you maybe.

< I'm so sorry.

V Needs a Santa hat.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No! You stay away from me with that thing! Back! Back I tell you!

< NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

V Cinnamon bun?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Nope, I'm Jake the dog!

< Algebraic!

V Get out of my Laboratory!

 

[NeoAC]

^ Now I have the power of the beakers all to myself! Muahahahaha!

< Hasn't been in this section of the Escapist in forever.

V Wishes I'd have stayed out.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Oh hell no, the forum games need more people in it.

< Is one of the people keeping it alive.

V You'll shoot your eye out.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Ho, Ho, Hooooo.

< A better bad santa than Bad Santa.

V Sit on my lap.

 

[EeveeElectro]

^ Okay but... *sits on your lap* I might crush you with my huge arse.
< Sniff sniff :<
v Bought all their Christmas presents.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nope.

< Jajajajajajaja.

V Huehuehue.

 

[Fijiman]

^ NWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

< Blarg.

V Hasn't seen the light of day in a few days.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Wrong

< The sweet smell of money

V Can I play with madness? Please?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not until you finish flogging the guests.

< Fehef.

V FOR...