the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I did it all for the Nookie

< Player 5 entered the fray

V Got any money on you?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I have Eddie Money.

< Please take him, take him home tonight, I don't want him anymore.

V C wut I ded thur.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ MURDERER!!!

< *hawk cries*

V *sirens*

 

[Barbas]

^ Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.

< *Dragonsreach explodes, showering guards all around in a twelve-mile radius*.

v Find him!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Yes Sir!

< Constant vigilance.

V STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

 

[Brownie80]

^ I am the Jarl's Thane!
< Lord, I really need to play some Skyrim.
V But Microsoft payed Bethesda to make the shoddiest PS3 port ever and I don't want it to explode.

 

[Barbas]

^ You have a PS3? Those are already outdated.

< Ermaghad. Disbelieve.

v Pick up that flan![footnote]But don't eat it though.[/footnote]

 

[Fijiman]

^ *shoots flan out of a cannon*

< How disappointing, it didn't reach anywhere near the target velocity. So much for destructive flan cannons.

V Is hit in the face with high speed flan.

 

[Barbas]

^ Mmm...flanny!

<

Barbas was flanned!

v

Spoiler

>FIGHT
>ITEMS
>POKEMON
>RUN

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Whipped Cream Genocide Brouhaha

< Generic Wrestling commentator: OH MY GOD!

V This is my soda

 

[Barbas]

^ This is my gun!

< I load it with soda...

v ...and I fire it into the sun!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Belay that order!

< More manly chainsaw nunchucks

V Spy in underwear: Where the merde is my suit?!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *chewing*

< I've gone and screwed my sleep cycle entirely.

V Feeling the feels.

 

[Barbas]

^ If by that you mean masturbating...

< ...then no.

v Why must you be so awkward?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I DON'T KNOW, but on the bright side I have 20/20 hindsight.

< That was not what I meant...but anyway, I'm playing Telefang on Twitch!

V REGRET!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg!

< Bored.

V Hasn't seen their butt all day.

 

[Drummodino]

^ It offended me yesterday, I don't want to look at it.

< Shibi dibi ooo la la.

V What do you do with a drunken sailor?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd help the poor fellow home...then take a fair amount of money off him as punishment.

< No more beer!

v ...Except on Sundays. Here, take mine - too many sailors here.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Enjoys beer
< got FE:A recently
v has a waifu

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ Just as long as my body pillow has something to say about it.

< Doesn't have one but thinks body pillows are totally awesome.

V Snuggle?