the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Questions my dislike of banana bread...
< Doesn't have a question...
v Has a different question...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Indeed I do

< What's their problem?

V Good news, we have a cat. Bad news, it's a Panther

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Both those things are good news.

< Knows how to handle dangerous cats from his time at the circus.

v Let's go on a adventure.

 

[Barbas]

^ Certainly. It'll be very good for you.

< Flyyyyyyy!

v *Spatter*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's raining

< ReVengeance is mine

V Remain calm, I've got something serious to say. Nothing to worry about, but it seems there is some kind of Parasitic life form infecting the crew, spreading it's influence through close contact. We estimate it could take over the Earth in one solar year, should it reach civilized areas. Like I said, nothing to woooOOOOOOAAARGGHHH! *mutates violently* Kill meeeuuuurggghhh!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *blammo* Now that's what I call...*puts on sunglasses*

< ...an Ultra Death.

v Graphic violins.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Messing with something called "Dangerous"...
< Middle name is not "Dangerous"...
v They put the "Dan" in "Dangerous"...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeuh.

< Y'all come near me, you'sa gon' get slapped. An' if you gon' slap me back. Yous gonna get 'SPLODED.

v You look like an Easter Island head.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ I was dropped at birth.

< Splosh.

v Lana. Lana. LANA. LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Heh. Now say it backwards.

< Limitless expressions.

v O_O

 

[FPLOON]

^ Press X to quip
< Press X to smile
v Press X to call

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Press X to XXX

< XXX XXX XXX

v Would you like to join in on the fun?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this?

< I do not play with madness all the time

V Previously on The ^<V Game

 

[Twintix]

^ A bunch of stupid shit happened.

< And now, the thrilling conclusion...

V Where more stupid shit happens.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hurrrrrr!

< Durrrrr!

v DERP DERP DERP

 

[Barbas]

^ You're a straaaaange fellow.

< I like him.

v What do you think, lieutenant?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'm feeling the flow!
< Get your game on!
v It's time to duel!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Obligatory. [https://youtu.be/_Qd2dCH8UOw?t=37s]

< I never watched that show. Cool intro, tho.

v *KILLSTREAKS ACTIVE*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Rare loot equipped*

< 3 Dominations?!

V And together we walked along merrily like two boys on their big shota adventure

 

[Barbas]

^ I gotta have a good meal first [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk].

< You're going into orbit!

v *Punt*.