the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yep, Black Jesus basically came to Earth looked around and went back home in disgust, stopping only at the deli around the corner for a delicious egg sandwich.

< Makes a mean egg sandwich

V Thinks egg sandwiches are OK, but is worried a little about their cholesterol intake. Just remember, being active and staying positive are just as important as diet when it comes to heart health.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ More Egg Sandwiches, this instant!

< Couldn't care less about my cholesterol

V Sports plebian

 

[Twintix]

^ What?! Taekwondo is a sport fit for a king, you scrub!

< Blech for reading course literature that's needed for my project.

V *has some kind of stomach affliction*

 

[Barbas]

^ I did yesterday.

< Using a toilet helps.

v It's like a big telephone that you can use to contact the gods.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ *Ugh* I hate myself for this... The Necronomtelecom.

< Commits Seppuku for that one.

V Revives me so I must continue to live on in shame as punishment.

 

[Barbas]

^ *HEALS*.

< Oooh, I got my Restoration skill up!

v *Mystifies*.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Good for you, it takes forever to train up restoration without a trainer.

< Trained his Mysticism skill up to max, but it didn't help me see through the walls to the women's change room. Well, it sort of did, but everything was just a purple/pink haze that didn't really reveal much.

V Conjuration MASTER!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I liked that skill in Oblivion when I could summon cool stuff like Clannfears and Zombies, but it was pretty boring in Skyrim.

< Frost Atronachs are hella cool (heh) in Skyrim, though.

v Illusive.

 

[Barbas]

^ Man?

< It's warm in here.

v Care for a cup of coffee?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I could do with a cuppa

< Enjoys a hot beverage now and then

V *Says something in English that doesn't match the Japanese lip-synch, like in old PS2 games*

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You have betrayed me for last time UltraDeth! We end this with Karaoke face off!

< Feels slightly racist.

V Keeps their cool no matter what, especially in Karaoke

 

[Barbas]

^ Fuck this DDR bullshit *Smashes television with a microphone*.

< I will eradicate this roadblock.

v Lives for the weekends.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Is not having a good time with World of Tanks lately.

V Is plagues by constant freezing and other types. Of bullshit.

 

[Barbas]

^ You never have a good time with World of Tanks.

< BLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUGH.

v I will sell you to Hollywood.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ As long as it pays well. For me.

< The job that is.

v You'll give me a job, right?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Hand, Foot, or Blow?
< Drunk on sexual ecstasy...
v You told me to stop that!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Only because I enjoyed it too much and it got creepy

< Incidentally, still totally not gay

V Really knows the truth though...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Raging homosexual. Literally chugs dick juice for brekkies.

< At least he's chugging something.

v Was born without boobs.

 

[Twintix]

^ Uh, yeah? They sorta grew on me after a while, though.

< New The Runaway Guys Wheel of Fortune round? Aaaaaaw yeeeeeah!

V

 

[FPLOON]

^ Has my FPLOON Gone Wild tape at hostage-point!
< Yoga person since June 2015...
v Pants you would not wear formally?