the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ It's not time to eat yet.

< Still waiting.

v You're late, Mr Dude. We've been waiting.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The Dude arrives precisely when he means to. Wait, wrong film...

< Got another Fallout character to level 50. Should be able to squeeze one more in between now and you-know-what but first, a break.

v Weak.

 

[Barbas]

^ Mistaken! *Unleashes plasma*.

< Must get back into Fallout: New Vegas and complete it before you-know-what with the who-knows-where.

v When are you going to write an article?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Once I overcome my crippling fear of work

< Sold his copy of Fallout for $10

V Is it really attached? Or is it just stapled on?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Stapled. With the big staples.

< The REALLY big staples.

v Squirms at the thought of nail injuries.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ nail injuries can really hurt; have you ever cut one too close to the quick?

< hates cuticles

v is likely a cuticle sympathizer and must be eliminated

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dazed and Confused?
< In a "sexy webcam" position...
v That's what she said!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not easy on the eyes

< *Silent musings*

V Ah so...it was you after all

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hello! *waves innocently*

< Razzin' frazzin.

v Boi.

 

[Twintix]

^ This peace is what all true warriors strive for?

< Let's play~ Sway through the crowd to an empty space~

V If you say run, I'll run with you~

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ If you say hide, we'll hide

< Less a David Bowie. More a Goblin King

V Has no idea what this Bowie thing is... Perhaps it's a contraceptive device?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ In that case I have great concern for any user of a Bowie Knife.

< I hope this thing is cancelled, otherwise the next three hours will be very dull.

v Dog park?

 

[Twintix]

^ Yessir, here you can park your dog while you're at work.

< Nowhere did the course I'm studying say that we were gonna use JavaScript, and I understand nothing. I feel tricked and pissed off.

V I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be you~ Don't wanna be just like you~

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You try'na say you're BETTA THAN ME!?

< Is home now and doesn't really want to do anything. The thing wasn't that dull.

v Melting.

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't melt, I evaporate!

< We must move! *Swoosh*.

v ...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *tearful goodbyes*

< That piece of paper, what is it? ...It's an invitation to save Koridai.

v How about a kiss *wink* for luck?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ many cultures say horses are good luck, so you can kiss this one if you want

< I don't think he's that "into" you, though

v would you like this lucky bat?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A companion for the journey

< Pizza Walker

V That old Foghorn

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ FWWWEEEEE WHOOOOOOO!!!!

< Has a rich, deep, sexy voice.

V Thinks to themselves: 'Shame about the face though'

 

[Barbas]

^ I've got a lovely bunch of shitnipples.

< I've got spaghetti on my mind.

v Do you wanna build a SCUD missile?