the ^ < V game

[Twintix]

^ Set up us by someone.

< Ugh, summarizing book chapters is such a pain in the ass, especially when time is short. Reports suck so much.

V A nice hot cup of QUIT.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Actually I was served a lukewarm mug of IT CRASHED AGAIN!

< Literary genius. Still hates summarizing book chapters.

V Thinks; "Literary genius? That guy? With all his spelling errors, grammatical faults and general murderifying of the English language? Well I guess he's better than most on the Internet..."

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *slow blink*

< ...

v I wasn't thinking anything at all.

 

[Barbas]

^ Okay then.

< Legitimate consumer of coffee.

v You know those people who put a disk in their drive and it breaks? That's funny to me.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Had Morrowind shatter into a thousand pieces once when it spun too fast. There's your chuckles for the day Mr. Schadenfreude

< Illegitimate consumer of yoghurt.

V Knows that yoghurt is the illegitimate child of Yog-Sothoth and The Pain Demon

 

[FPLOON]

^ Especially on the go!
< Better eaten when cold...
v Enter the NXus?

 

[Twintix]

^ I'd prefer to enter the NYus

< Just racked my brain to think of a more relevant joke and couldn't think of one.

V Can you explain to me why middle school girls have to scream all the goddamn time?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because everyone must know what Becky said about Lisa at the prom last night.

< We call proms formals, here.

v Has spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only when riding.

< But not on a tank.

v Prefers the wing of an aircraft.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Then surf that strike missile into eternity!

< There's nothing wrong with the impractical

V Wants to live the daily life of an action movie hero

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Surfing a strike missile? FUCK YEAH!

< Only thing I've ever surfed is a boogie board. Whoo.

V Surfed a dolphin to the moon and punched a moon man in the tentacle

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Moon men don't have tentacles. They're amorphous.

< Wary Wolf needs to get his facts straight.

v Magical cave rat.

 

[Barbas]

^ Why don't you make like a banana and shit?!

< It is now the year 2015.

v What the hell happened???

 

[FPLOON]

^ The rules have changed!
< Lando-ing in this shit...
v Tribute?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Something you volunteer as.

< Successfully carried a long metal pipe to the recycling without smashing any faces or windshields.

v Greetings from Gunland.

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, have some more bullets fresh from Bullet Town.

< I recycled some bottles yesterday and met a dog that I did not know.

v Is more of a rabbit person.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I might be just an animal person. They all have their annoying times and their lovely times.

< The cat purring on my lap at the minute is the same one that slashed up my right hand and right foot.

v Got a name for a white male cat?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ How about Jasper?

< Or Korky? Max, Gordy or Errol?

V Knows many good original names

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No. I was thinking of calling him Breadbox.

< I like Korky. Hadn't thought about the Dandy in a while. It was rarely written well in my lifetime, but there was a time I genuinely enjoyed it.

v Puns in bold!

 

[FPLOON]

^ That ain't punny...
< Stalling for time by watching Shrek The Third?
v C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO STARTER!