the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I only have octopods.

< *Squidge, squidge*.

v Get on the dance floor!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I call this one: "the spin-cycle"!

< *ruptures urethra*

v CALL AMBERLAMPS!

 

[Barbas]

^ AH GOD, WHAT THE FACK???

< *Dials ambulance*.

v Quick, crash this truck into the nearest lake!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nit until I get that painting!
< I have a Forum Games post on standby, but the thread is not on standby...
v Becky's Big Butt?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I am not being dragged into that shitstorm of a minefield.

< Is going to sleep.

V Couldn't get the money.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Well, I couldn't before, but now that you're going to sleep it will be easy to creep into your house and fulfill that assassination writ

< Wet nurse, as in a nurse who moonlights in wet-work

V Uhh, dude, that's not what a wet nurse is...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Lewd eyebrows*

< Lewd thinking

V They're here, they're here, they've landed on the pier

 

[FPLOON]

^ Shots fired!
< Ambient Electronic Space?
v At least you're safe inside your mind...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The mind can be a user-hostile experience.

< Trying to waken up.

v Am I coming on too strong?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not strong enough!
< Strong enough...
v To fast or to furious?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Too fast.

< SKELETOR UP IN THIS MOTHERF*****

V MYAAH

 

[Headsprouter]

^ AND HE PRAYS

< Raging atheist.

v IS THAT A CROSS OR JUST A FASHION STATEMENT!? >:E

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ they wouldn't let me be in the Templars if I didn't wear it

< looks rather dashing in red and white

v this is the part of Sprockets where we dance

 

[FPLOON]

^ Ya?
< Podcast in my basement...
v News with celebrity cameos!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We interrupt this school shooting report to present breaking news on JB's toenail clippings...

< This just in...it's not a tumour...

v ...It's...IT'S...

 

[FPLOON]

^ <url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQ5jZANSe8>JOHN CENA!
< Yeah, I went there...
v Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Remain calm and pretend this never happened

< If the world's a stage, then life is a farce

V *suspenseful music*

In a few minutes you'll receive a call from a handsome stranger, someone spouting insane babble, you can't make sense of it. But then you'll have an overwhelming feeling of Deja Vu and callers voice sounds oddly familiar.

 

[Barbas]

^ This is an unlikely prospect at work with no phone.

< Dun-dun-duuuuuunnn!

v Please come in and take a seat by the malfunctioning radiator.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay. *sits*

< So Wary Wolf's new avatar is pretty coo-*BOOM*

v *limp body lands next to you, twitches twice*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *burns the remains*

< Why does no one have the decency to die horribly elsewhere?

V Sneaks around in their house when alone