the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ The ol' spit-shine! Haha, ew.

< I have 3 hours to prepare.

v What can you bring to the company?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Jack Shit

< No redeeming qualities

V Brings rapacious joy to the company.

 

[Barbas]

^ I forgot my fiddle and bagpipes.

< But I remembered my table tennis bats.

v Got a ball?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not any I'm willing to part with.

< Won't be there 15 minutes early. Which is why I'm killing time here.

v Has a TM for Psych Up.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thank you. Now I'll be off to train for a bit.

< *Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut-*

v I levelled!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Stamina increased by 6

< My horseshoe moustache approaches completion

V Where did you hide the nukes?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You'll be seeing them shortly, ninja.

< It went okay. It was for a place in a newsagents so it was quite informal.

v Angry scorpion noises.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Cat-like barks...
< Ovals around the Sun?
v Passive vengeance!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't know how I feel about vengeance. I'm totally against it if the person realises they did wrong.

< You can tell I've done some dumb shit and met some vindictive people.

v Overexcited coyotesnake noises.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dull sloth farts?
< It took me too long to connect the first 10 minutes of The Exorcist to the rest of the movie...
v Don't need to walk around in circles!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Try telling that to a bunny that is excited to see you.

< Bunnies may seem cute, but don't be fooled, they are filled with RAGE!

v *arm flailing*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *legs waggling*
< *face winking*
v *type casting*

 

[Barbas]

^ Just posting words at the moment.

< I could go for a fish burger.

v Like seafood?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< Prawns, squid, crab, various fish- but the best is mussels. I have yet to try lobster though. Also dulse is jesus. Come to think of it, I should get some when I'm out tomorrow.

v Fetch me a salmon! If you can manage, one of knowledge.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Leave me alone and get your own life!
< It's raining thunder near me...
v Did Andy just fart in the shit-covered rain?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Farting mud

< From a septic anus

V Now I shall fart out slime

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ FRRRRRRTTTTT!!! Nope. I couldn't do it.

< If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts, stand on my head, juggle three alley cats

V Took out King Kong and still feels strong

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ready to take on the next giant ape thrown at me.

< Shaquille O'Neal or Hulk Hogan?

v Wrote a book about turds.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Everybody Poops Shit!
< A novel by somebody else...
v The Cloud Awards?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Blarg.

V Have you seen my house?