the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Eeda-beeda-thee.

< Wish root beer wasn't so expensive. One pound thirty odd for a 375ml bottle. Decent brand though. Cute little glass bottles.

v MediocreLife.

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know what to do in this situation.

< ...Except maybe have some more chocolate?

v *Pushes chocolate bar into your mouth*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *grabs your wrist and tries to take the hand with it*

< Headache.

v Paaaainnnn!!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, will there be suffering???

< Sweet, sticky blood.

v Raymond? It's time to donate, Raymond. We need more plasma.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But the cartridges are expensive.

< People with hitchhiker's thumbs look like their thumbs are going to break when they press down on something. It's disturbing.

v Drenches food in gravy like some kind of crazy person.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ more like a sane person who happens to like gravy.

< perturbed.

V Dr Tre's dustox.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Shrug*.

< I have zero understanding of this.

v Your diploma of privateering is non-existent.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ says the guy who took a correspondence course on mountaineering

< your verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's printed on

v the fine print on that contract you just signed states that your soul belongs to Stan

 

[Xeros]

^ I could've rescued him from drowning, now it's too late.
< Does that mean I get it back?
v Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?

 

[Barbas]

^ What, summer again already?

< ...Or perhaps they meant acid rain.

v SPIDERS.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Eeek. *jumps into arms of nearest person*

< Usual Chinese did me some battered mushrooms despite not having them on their menu. Really good! But expensive. Nice portion size, though.

v Just an ordinary GeeG, doing their JoJ.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ What on god's green earth are you talking about?

< seasons don't fear the reaper, and neither do I!

V Reaper of Lol's

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Cheap jokes

< Woke up to the news of Bowie

V Did you forget my dick is a chainsaw?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, for it is the reason you can't wear pants.

< The frame drop in heavily built up areas in FO4 is awful. It gets worse the more you've explored. Fresh characters are always speedy loaders.

v Fart boy.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ excuse me, I am going to smash headsprouter now.

< The nerve of that guy!

V You have been Gaslowned!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's like a frat boy- but with farts!

< I think Fallout 4 turned out a lot more fun to play than Skyrim simply because Skyrim is so god damn slow. I mean, Skyrim is cool and I feel awesome when a character manages to get somewhere, but it's rare that it happens because I tend to get bored of the grind.

v Owlface.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ are you suggesting I am an owlbear?

< not the worst thing I have been compared to.

V has encountered a wild eight penguins stapled together: two privates, two Ricos, two Kowalskis, and two skippers.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But are they stapled together mouth to anus?

< Gamer poop time.

v I'm going to get up in a minute and walk out of here. That guy in the corner with follow me. You follow him. I will follow you. I've trained for this sort of follow-thing my whole life. So don't f*ck it up.

 

[Barbas]

^ OKAY, CHIEF!

< *Throws vase at the guy in the corner*.

v Discharge, discharge!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wha-TSSSHHH.

< I went to try the other Chinese, the one I go to for cheap salted chilli king prawns, to see if they'd do me some battered mushrooms despite just having "mushrooms" on their side dish menu. They didn't because they suck. Got the basic mushrooms, though. Tasty.

v Pre orders available for my new game: Battered Mushroom quest.