the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ *sighs* We talked about this!

< This is a pretty good forum, would that make it a "cracking forum", so to speak?

v Uruguay.

 

[Barbas]

^ Paraguay, you fool!

< Is this console flashing for a reason???

v

NO DEAL.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *applause*

< *opens next box to reveal ?250,000, audience "AUGGGGHHHH"s*

v Let's meet the chaser...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ intriguing

< total rampage.

V wait, didn't we just do this one?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I ask myself that question all the time.

< I did it. I ordered a selection of dried insects to try. I went for a mix. I'll probably regret this, but I've wanted to try insects for ages now. Didn't cost too much to get a big selection.

v The things people do at four in the morning.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Like eating insects

< Goon squad

V Looney Toon with a spoon

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Eeda-beeda-thee.

< Wish root beer wasn't so expensive. One pound thirty odd for a 375ml bottle. Decent brand though. Cute little glass bottles.

v MediocreLife.

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know what to do in this situation.

< ...Except maybe have some more chocolate?

v *Pushes chocolate bar into your mouth*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *grabs your wrist and tries to take the hand with it*

< Headache.

v Paaaainnnn!!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, will there be suffering???

< Sweet, sticky blood.

v Raymond? It's time to donate, Raymond. We need more plasma.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But the cartridges are expensive.

< People with hitchhiker's thumbs look like their thumbs are going to break when they press down on something. It's disturbing.

v Drenches food in gravy like some kind of crazy person.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ more like a sane person who happens to like gravy.

< perturbed.

V Dr Tre's dustox.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Shrug*.

< I have zero understanding of this.

v Your diploma of privateering is non-existent.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ says the guy who took a correspondence course on mountaineering

< your verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's printed on

v the fine print on that contract you just signed states that your soul belongs to Stan

 

[Xeros]

^ I could've rescued him from drowning, now it's too late.
< Does that mean I get it back?
v Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?

 

[Barbas]

^ What, summer again already?

< ...Or perhaps they meant acid rain.

v SPIDERS.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Eeek. *jumps into arms of nearest person*

< Usual Chinese did me some battered mushrooms despite not having them on their menu. Really good! But expensive. Nice portion size, though.

v Just an ordinary GeeG, doing their JoJ.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ What on god's green earth are you talking about?

< seasons don't fear the reaper, and neither do I!

V Reaper of Lol's

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Cheap jokes

< Woke up to the news of Bowie

V Did you forget my dick is a chainsaw?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, for it is the reason you can't wear pants.

< The frame drop in heavily built up areas in FO4 is awful. It gets worse the more you've explored. Fresh characters are always speedy loaders.

v Fart boy.