the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Beep boop, ma'am.

< I appear to be falmunctioning. Oh deer.

v

Input directive.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's okay, everybody, I'm a professional...

< *takes out pocket watch and starts swinging it to and fro in front of Barbot's eyes*

v Did it work? Is he programmed now?

 

[Barbas]

^

I have been programmed to kill. Kill, kill, kill...

<

Nothing to kill here. Guess I'll shut down and watch some robo-porn.

v The doors locked behind you, dude.

 

[Brownie80]

^ *jumps out of the window*

< BARBAS, get your damned robot self under control!

V Don't make me call you-know-who!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Rod Stewart?

< This has been a shitty month already. David Bowie and Alan Rickman both passed within 5 days of one another. If Denver loses to NE, I think I might hate January the rest of my life.

V Just 4 words: "THIS ONE'S FOR JOHN!"

 

[FPLOON]

^ Colbert?
< Care 'Bout Shows...
v Correctness in the hips!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sounds like something I can support.

< It's been 2 months and still no steam workshop support...they're planning something...

v *beep*

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Feels inspired to do nothing.

V Has chores to do right now.

 

[Barbas]

^ My ass I do!

< ...But I do...*sads*.

v You look like a panzy!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You look like a Panzer.

< Is kickball any different to football/soccer? Is it a massively simplified version?

v I like baseball because you do a lot of sitting around.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Then poker is probably right up your alley

< Why the bloody hell do they show Poker on sports channels? Let me tell you those poker players sure are athletes!

V Sam Winchester, I Odin the Allfather hereby deem you worthy to possess the power of Thor!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ I respectfully decline, as it means I have to polish the Gungnir

< Has a Low Key

V Mr. Wednesday

 

[Fijiman]

^ I hope not.

<

Is kickball any different to football/soccer? Is it a massively simplified version?

It's basically the same as baseball but without bats and you use a rubber ball about the same size as a soccer ball. Not much else to it.

V Is also going to be getting a lot of snow this weekend.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Just more rain.

< I remember this one time in P5 (~9 years old) somebody at my table started going around asking people "football or Pokemon", seeing as everybody else but my friend said football, and I was a dumb kid, the peer pressure broke me and I said "football".

v That's not cool, man.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Live and Learn!
< Hanging on the edge of tomorrow...
v Live and Learn?

 

[Barbas]

^ It's an unavoidable eventuality.

< It's a bit like decomposition, or taxes.

v You need to use more keyboard shortcuts. Here's a free one: Ctrl+T.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'll use keyboard shortcuts when I damn well want to.

< Which will probably be never.

V Buried in snow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We haven't even gotten to the rain yet, calm down.

< Oh no! It's been a whole ten minutes since I last spewed gooey nonsense at my cat!

v omg caaaaat cuuuute faaaace stoopid worryhead mcgee etc

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Doesn't matter how well you treat your cat, they will inevitably kill you for food if they have to.

< More a dog person anyway

V Doesn't matter how well you treat this person, they will inevitably kill you for food if they have to.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ How dare you insinuate such sir!

< I miss having a dog.

V "Lord Shen, everything is going according to schedule, but we've run out of metal." "Search the farthest villages. Find more metal. China will know to bow before me!"