the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ *NOT ENOUGH METAL!* *MINE MORE METAL!*

< Defeated China with a Blitzkrieg Panzer rush

V Prefers to swarm with Aztec Jaguars and win an early game

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Sure! Jaguars are cool! May I ride one?

< Woke up feeling like she was on a torture rack.

V Slept well last night?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, actually. Trippy dream, too.

< The phrase "very well" looks weird when you type it. It doesn't read like "okay", which is how it's meant.

v Ever held a baby chicken?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ No because they don't hold me back, the selfish bastards.

< Remembers pulling the tail feathers of a grown chicken to make them flap their wings in frustration and surprise

V Calling PETA.

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Yeah, good idea actually.

< Waiting for someone to touch up my job resume.

V Has a job

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Nope, have two.

< No one wants to touch up my job resume. I have to touch it up myself

V I want to touch you in the CV

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Only if I get to pet your avatar.

< Should go eat something

V What's for dinner?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ The flesh of the foolish ones who piss you off. Then Cheesecake

< Never baked a cheesecake actually. Plenty of Pavlova and chocolate cake. Never Cheese... I now find that odd.

V GIVE ME CHEESECAKE RECEPIE!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Would if I had one, but I don't.

< Trying to get his Xbox to read the fucking game disk.

V It's not going very well.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Physical media is cool and all, until that happens.

< Home from a night in with friends. Ate some bread. When I got home, I mean.

v Dark Vader.

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Dark Father? I'll contact you when I'm married to him.

< Talking with roommate about devs of 'State of Decay'... for some reason.

V Hiii!

 

[Headsprouter]

^

< Dynamite is a fun word.

v Boba Fit.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh good, Headsprouter's back!

< I can't remember whether I've ever been to Egypt.

v Have you?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Egypt, I need your, Sophisticated Silence.

< Uh no. I don't know you very well, But I'd really like to.

V I saw, Your picture, In a travel brochure.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I would never have posed for that photo shoot if I'd known I'd end up in "57 Reasons Never To Go To New Jersey"

< at least I only ended up #43

v ranked #5 on "Most Appetizing Escapist Members"

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ Afraid not. Maybe someday.

< Flipping through Elle.

V Wants to star in ADoseofBuckley's Scumbags of the Internet?

 

[reg42]

^ I'm not sure what that is though I'm up for most things

< working as a waiter

V is a cherished member of their respective community

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pfff, no.

< The Steam game hours on my profile are quite inaccurate. Maybe it means In the last month.

v *adjusts monocle*

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Indeed good sir! It popped off in indignation at the inaccuracies of your Steam game hours.

< Usually runs in offline mode anyway.

V *Slaps with glove* I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not for rent!

< Uh-oh, LOOK OUT!

v