the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ SPIDERS! I shall catch them and use them to play practical jokes on people I know to be arachnophobic.

< actually it is bees/hornets that terrify me.

V In Elway we trust.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll take your word for it.

< Black crickets and diving beetles are not revolting, but they're not very nice. The wing cases and the little legs stuck on the edge of your throat are the worst bits.

v What was that noise?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Menstrual rage.

< Sorry I could not resist a Cards Against Humanity answer to that.

V All bugs go to heaven.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Coathanger abortions is the best CAH white card.

< Reminds me of simpler times. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDDpSnp5a0Y]

v Milk drinker.

 

[Simone of Epica]

^ No, dirt farmer.

< *lights a menthol*

V Menthol?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Chems bad.

< *catches fire*

v Aw shucks. Burnt my hand.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *laughs at*

< Needs to go get groceries before he has to go to work.

V Needs a doctor, but the only one available is thTF2's Medic.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Coughing blood...
< Finishing The Crow before I take a walk!
v Are you watching Outsiders?

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Blarg.

V Pants are your friend, unless they're your enemy.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Especially women's pants!
< They fit me to a T...
v Does my butt look great in these?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Um would you prefer the truth or a lie?

< ew, shiny!

V Is now chief editor of the Kurast Times. Also, no breakfast for Mephisto or Baal.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Aw man... The breakfast...
<

^ Um would you prefer the truth or a lie?

I don't care! I just want an answer!
v Does my butt look great in these pants? Or in these shorts?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Once again not hang a great time on World of Tanks. At least I finally got the bombardier achievement this time.

V Rarely gets stuck with shit teams.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because I'm never on a team to begin with...
< Winding down?
v Darn it, Jarnitt!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's not my name.

< Facebook statuses about the dead border collie of a close friend make me saaaaaad.

v I came here to laugh, not to feel.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I can feel your "laugh"?
< Going to a spiritual movie meetup...
v CROSSOVER!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But there's a car coming.

< I'm a bit sick.

v Cut content.

 

[FPLOON]

^ No refunds...
< Canon?
v Ship it!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Within 3 business days.

< I played some old school Runescape. It was nostalgic, charming and relaxing, but not something I'd ever pay membership for again.

v Did you ever play Runescape?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< And probably never will.

V Kneads ketchup.