the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Wow, copying me.

< I hope my mum's mid-life crisis ends soon. She's thinking of moving to the country and selling off this investment of a house.

v Pretty colours, eh?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Is it supposed to do that?

< We fear change

V Dude, am I like tripping out?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nope, it's Chuck Tesla...
< More MENT!
v Why does Nick suck at making complete series box sets?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I wouldn't know, I've never owned a box set in my life.

< I have an interview tomorrow.

v Insults and loud voices!

Use them on your mother!

 

[FPLOON]

^ She'll use them on me!
< Rebuild the Empire...
v Who pushed you?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ SOCIETY!

< Pet the bunny to psych up!

v Knows about drop bears.

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer owlbears.

< Hoot, hoot.

v Do you have any gummy bears?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably...

< ...but I doubt they're still good.

V Time for work!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Maybe on Monday. :E

< I said my little brother did something silly and he got triggered. He didn't disagree that is was silly and a mistake, he was just annoyed because I pointed it out.

v I was like that once.

 

[Barbas]

^ At no point was I ever a child.

< They're horrible.

v Are you willing to take the taste test?

 

[FPLOON]

^ No peanut butter!
< I have to tell my friend the truth?
v Maron is coming back...

 

[Barbas]

^ I hope the laser defences are tuned to his biometric signature.

< *Clicks mouse*.

v This [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/150720-dogs-animals-science-pets-evolution-intelligence/] is an interesting article about dogs.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Aren't they one of the only, if not the only animal that communicates through its eyes like we do?

< Had a few drinks and a good chat last night at a bar.

v Was chased home by a tiny duckling.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Could've been; it was dark and I was in the car, so.

< Can't wait for Danganronpa 2 on Steam.

v Is also planning to get it perhaps?

 

[Barbas]

^ Never heard of it, chief.

< I wonder if I can unlock the Marder III today...

v Do you have any coffeeeeeeeeeee???

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nobody in this house drinks coffee.

< I might have a job on Monday but unfortunately I have no idea. I wish people sent more emails.

v Forgot how their hand works.

 

[Barbas]

^ Sometimes.

< *thinking*...

v What year is this?

 

[FPLOON]

^ The year 20XX?
< These are the breaks...
v PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But I can't touch this!

< I had a dream last night, an odd one. At one point it involved a strange porcupine-anteater hybrid creature, sparsely quilled with a long, venomous, stinging antennae, kind of like those things certain caterpillars have. I think it was called a sham or something.

v What's your secret?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Semen?
< I'll be back by 10...
v Everybody Hates Doug!