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Fijiman

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^ What?

< Waiting for his WiFi to stop being a useless piece of shit.

V Can't feel rain in Spain.
 

Headsprouter

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^ Only in the plain.

< Civil War was good! I need to see Ant-Man and Winter soldier.

v Nice extremities.
 

Fijiman

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^ Penis Bentmire.

< The ultimate protagonist.

V Pick a number between one and one hundred and then never use that number again.
 

FPLOON

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^ That's a hard number to crack...
< Slept through a funeral?
v Trap beet!
 

Headsprouter

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^ Oh no, my movement has been restricted by a root vegetable.

< Experimenting with fried eggs. Still haven't mastered the whole cracking it into the pan business, but that's not priority. I think it's actually quite nice to flatten out the yolk so it can be enjoyed evenly with the white. Tomorrow I will buy potato bread.

v No yolk.
 

RedRockRun

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^ For the Emperor?

< Straight white cis-gender American male, so not allowed in Tumblr :p

v Is in on "It".
 

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^ Triggerbating!
< Countdown to cousin's graduation...
v Poke?
 

Headsprouter

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^ No, coke.

< Tried a vape the other night. It was low-tier and faintly strawberry flavoured.

v Half-baked.
 

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^ I miss watching shows on 420...
< My USB fan almost started a fire in my sleep!
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^ No, tell me more. I'm making a shrine.

< Oh. I set that alarm for 01:00, not 13:00.

v Sometimes I look at 14:00 and see 4 and think 4pm.
 

FPLOON

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^ You forgot to carry the 12...
< Is there more way to tell time than to tell the date?
v The internet has ALL the bias unbias answers!
 

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^ *unintended headbump*
< *satirical remark*
v *intensive jumpcut*
 

Fijiman

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^ No.

< Waiting for Fallout 4 to update so he can find his power armor that a settler stole.

V Convinced that they are in fact a tripod.
 

Headsprouter

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^ Balance a camera on my buttcrack!

< Getting into GOT. So much nudity, death and poor treatment of women.

v This is gonna be great.
 

Fijiman

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^ Except when it isn't.

< Gonna see Civil War in a few hours.

V Why are you there?
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
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^ why wouldn't I be?

< the question to everyone's answer is usually asked from within.

V coming this fall to ABC, the new hit sitcom, the fresh prince Kael'thaas. NOW THIS PRINCE IS FRESH!