the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Like the dogg?
< Piloting a Fox...
v Slippy, quit standing around and do something!

 

[Barbas]

^ I am not Slippy, sir. My name is Reginald Montgomery Carlisle Benjamin III, Duke of Tunis.

< I love art deco architecture.

v You look like a goon in that getup!

 

[FPLOON]

^ So, no matching attire?
< Damn nose!
v Waiting in line...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ To enter dreamland.

< It's not even 5am and it's dawn and the birds are singing. Summer is weird.

v You're not allowed to like those things. Stop it.

 

[FPLOON]

^ No, this is Patrick...
< Yes, I don't know!
v Whatevers 2009?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Welcome, Lumpy Space Princess.

< Moustache growth has been challenging.

V Flame turd?! NOOOOoooooo!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Blow the horn of distress!

< Wubbadubbadub.

v Is that true?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Couldn't tell you.

< Wants to do so many things, but can only do like two of them at a time.

V Woke up with a racoon glued to their face.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That only happens on fridays.

< Didn't capitalise the f because I'm a huuuuge rebel today.

v Sometimes I even leave out apostrophes.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Young, dumb and ugly.

< Hilarious and original

V Enjoys eating eggs.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Sometimes, but not too often.

< Boop.

v Should probably do the thing now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh yes...

< *skims through porn folder*

v Wait...I don't download porn!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Downloads pr0n...
< Internet down today!
v When will the Strike end?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ When it has become struck.

< Overwatch is getting released tomorrow and I'm going to a hype event this evening with some friends.

v It was just a prank, your honour.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Is that what Overwatch is? A prank?

< Makes sense to me.

V Is secretly playing a game right now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ There is no need to keep secrets.

< Overwatch thing was okay. Probably not worth it, but I got a trip to Nando's cheeky Nando's out of it and a plastic Overwatch cup.

v Being a grump today, as usual.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Fucking finals, yo...
< One more once!
v Pending graduation?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pending third attempt at higher education.

< Tracer is ear cancer.

v FISH AN' CHIPS LUV, INNIT?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Oh glob, why?
< Mute button...
v Now, this is pod racing!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ iPods with thrusters attached?

< I had a Nando's alone. Cheeky or outright morally questionable?

v There is disquiet in your soul.