The Vampire Spectrum

[se7ensenses]

Vampirella ROCKS!

 

[ckeymel]

>> Make a culture-referencing chart about Vampires.
>> Don't include Lugosi, Lee, or Oldman.
>> Wat.

Basically they are all playing the same character, Dracula, so we decided to choose between the 3. Christopher Lee is up there so Lugosi and Oldman got cut. There was only so much room to work with.

 

[McMarbles]

Hey.

Grandpa Munster is frickin' HAWT.

 

[CommanderKirov]

I demand a change between Count von Count and Cullen boy AT ONCE!

 

[PayneTrayne]

I don't really know how to put this but Bunnicula, lolololol. So much grade school nostalgia.

 

[Serum211]

Well you got Leslie into the list, so Im happy. Though he should have been highest in the sexy scale!

 

[K4ndY]

I assume Alucard isn't on the list simply because they tried putting him on the list once... but he summarily drained all the other foolish contenders to vampirism, turned Edward into a codpiece, all before summarily slaughtering the Escapist staff on a whim and stealing the blood of the entire population of North Carolina. Boring Invincible Hero, yes. CrazyFuckingAwesomeLargeHamMcBadass? Yes.

I nearly shat myself while reading this... None of these wannabe vampires stand a chance when faced with Alucard.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make myself scarce before HE shows up...

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

i didn't read the article yet but, i think the sexiest Vampire ever was and always will be
Nosferatus.
http://www.leninimports.com/nosferatu_gallery_9.jpg

there's gotta be something especially special about him if he kept laying sexy betties the way he did... you, apart from the vampire charm/mind trick.

 

[IndianaJonny]

Why on earth is the count on the Not-Sexy side of the scale? He's the sexiest damn vampire ever born?

Yep, The Count is waaayyy more sexy than this chart gives him credit for. Have you heard the censored version of his song? - that fella is horny.

 

[Spacelord]

This is totally bogus, Christopher Lee is one sexy ************.

 

[Peter Manning]

I feel that Gary Oldman played Dracula really well.

 

[Sylocat]

Where does Jukka Sarasti fit in here?

 

[XMark]

Nosferatu needs to be much further to the right.

 

[templar1138a]

In response to the summary of Angel: No. That's not true! That's impossible!!

 

[Dwarfman]

I just have one question:

http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/son_i_am_disappoint_trollcat.jpg

Absolutely. Let's face it Bela Lugosi IS DRACULA. When he died they buried him in the original costume for cryin' out loud!

Oh and by the way...love the cat >

 

[Dwarfman]

Nosferatu needs to be much further to the right.

Indeed. Nosferatu's depiction of Dracula is simply chilling and unnatural. Every time I see that film, my skin crawls.

 

[Saint of M]

Alucard from Hellsing, and Marcus and Victor from Underworld are also missing from this list.

Definitely a good spectrum with what we have on hand though.

 

[Olofelefant]

Nosferatu needs to be much further to the right.

Indeed. Nosferatu's depiction of Dracula is simply chilling and unnatural. Every time I see that film, my skin crawls.

Just curious, are you referring to the 1979 or the 1922 version?

 

[Dwarfman]

Nosferatu needs to be much further to the right.

Indeed. Nosferatu's depiction of Dracula is simply chilling and unnatural. Every time I see that film, my skin crawls.

Just curious, are you referring to the 1979 or the 1922 version?

The original 1922 silent movie. I understand there was a remake starring Klaus Kinski but I have never watched it.

 

[Olofelefant]

Nosferatu needs to be much further to the right.

Indeed. Nosferatu's depiction of Dracula is simply chilling and unnatural. Every time I see that film, my skin crawls.

Just curious, are you referring to the 1979 or the 1922 version?

The original 1922 silent movie. I understand there was a remake starring Klaus Kinski but I have never watched it.

oh good. I don't like the newer one.