The way you would like to die and your last words

[Omikron009]

I would like to be a hated dictator of the world, and when I was about to be shot in my office by my own troops during a military coup, I would press a button under my desk and blow up the world. My last words would be. "I won the game, motherfuckers." Not really in context but I hate the game, which by the way I just lost, and the only way to defeat it for all time would be to blow up the world.

 

[Spirultima]

I would like to be a hated dictator of the world, and when I was about to be shot in my office by my own troops during a military coup, I would press a button under my desk and blow up the world. My last words would be. "I won the game, motherfuckers." Not really in context but I hate the game, which by the way I just lost, and the only way to defeat it for all time would be to blow up the world.

Even if you did blow you up the world, the game continues, and will to end of time. Its universal, never ending, never aging, never weakening, only taking victims one by one, by one, it is all around us, waiting for us to slip up, REPENT!

 

[lordsandro]

In my bed.
"I told ya that it wasn't just a cold."

 

[KayOss_92]

Downing a boss in WOW with stargate running on the TV next to me surrounded by Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Amanda Tapping.

The first two points make the last three impossible methinks. XD

 

[Spirultima]

Downing a boss in WOW with stargate running on the TV next to me surrounded by Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Amanda Tapping.

The first two points make the last three impossible methinks. XD

Oh, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

 

[shwnbob]

Shot by a rocket launcher and just before they fire it I say "What's that do?"

 

[Spirultima]

"I taught your girlfriend that thing you like..."

Wow, that should be some sadism.

 

[TOGSolid]

I'd like to die in glorious hand to hand combat on the field of battle, axe and shield in my hand with my last words being a bellowing war cry. Unfortunately that isn't gonna happen in this day and age.

 

[G1eet]

unsheathing a sword then hearling myself into a hoard of enemies to allow my friends to escape, only to be found latter on a mount of corpses dying. Then with my last breath I would whisper "I told you I could take them."

not gonna lie, that's about as epic as anyone could get.

 

[Motiv_]

Getting shot and bleeding to death while beating the shit out of everyone nearby. And the second before I die I put in a chuck norris joke for best of effect.

 

[Spirultima]

Getting shot and bleeding to death while beating the shit out of everyone nearby. And the second before I die I put in a chuck norris joke for best of effect.

But say you did that, no-one would be alive to hear it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

in the vain of ned kelly. "such is life"

 

[King_Pickles]

I would like my first words to be quote so my last words can be unquote

 

[j0z]

"Hey what does THIS button do?"

No, seriously, something quick and painless. I don't want to just lay there, unable to move, for years, or months for that matter. Maybe a massive heart attack or stroke? something like BAM! dead.

 

[The Great JT]

How: Killed by ninjas.
Last Words: Fuck everybody!

 

[Khazoth]

After a three day marathon session with the singer pink, I would then have die from lack of blood circulating to my brain.

My last words would be..

"Bang"

 

[The Youth Counselor]

My best friend told me the best one.

If she was being brutally murdered, she would spit blood over her attacker's face and tell him/her that she has AIDS.

However her preferred way to die is to fly to Africa and then dress up as The Maxx [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maxx], while I dress up as Batman. We find a pride of lions, take a bunch of PCP and pick a fistfight with them.