No, it's clear what you're implying; everyone else would kill you out of jealousy of your eating-ability.creepy_rabbit said:my last words would be "yeah, i can totally eat five family-size pizzas"
need i say more?
The way you would like to die and your last words
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I wanna die the most erotic way possible, maybe dying after having the ultimate orgy, and having an amazing oragasm that kills me of a heart attack... when I'm 97.
'I bet i could but that in my mouth and swallow it!' Would be the funniest thing ever incidentally
'I bet i could but that in my mouth and swallow it!' Would be the funniest thing ever incidentally
Well, I plan to be immortal, so this really isn't a problem for me. However, if I had to choose, I'd hold a convention for everyone who ever posted on an internet forum. There would be free food, so they would all come. I'd come out on stage, and onto a podium. There, I'd yell into the mike: "Do you like Mudkipz?! 'Cause I think they suck!" Then I'd take an atom bomb concealed behind the podium, yell "I just won the game!" and headbutt the nuke. Asplosions would commence.
Then the world would be saved.
Then the world would be saved.
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast",
and then I fly off heroically in my dangerous experimental test craft, leaving behind a crowd of awed admirers muttering "what a guy..."
and then I fly off heroically in my dangerous experimental test craft, leaving behind a crowd of awed admirers muttering "what a guy..."
I'm gonna go with real last words here.
"I wish I had time for one more bowl of Chili."
-Kit Carson
I would go with anything really from this hilarious post on Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/article_16354_11-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered.html
I would like to die like Grigori Rasputin. I mean DAMN that is one tough survivor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin#Murder
"I wish I had time for one more bowl of Chili."
-Kit Carson
I would go with anything really from this hilarious post on Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/article_16354_11-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered.html
I would like to die like Grigori Rasputin. I mean DAMN that is one tough survivor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin#Murder
I'd like to die in the arms of a girl I've liked for a while, immediately following me saving her and hundreds of others from terrorists/robbers armed to the teeth. I say, "Well, this sucks," chuckle half-heartedly to myself, she kisses me, and I die as our lips part.
If not my fault
Naked girl avalanche/ "Hellz YEAH!!!!"
If we're talking suicide
Going to a random place in the arctic,alone, freezing to death/ "I hate you all"
or
ODing on Extenze pills/ "Hellz YEAH!!!!"
Naked girl avalanche/ "Hellz YEAH!!!!"
If we're talking suicide
Going to a random place in the arctic,alone, freezing to death/ "I hate you all"
or
ODing on Extenze pills/ "Hellz YEAH!!!!"
I would want to die in the middle of combat against a million ninjas in a stadium packed with avid fans of yours truly. I'd kill 999,999 ninjas before I died, though.
My last words: "You know, I could kill you if I wanted, but just to spite these fuckers cheering me on, I won't give them the satisfaction of seeing me kill a million ninjas."
My last words: "You know, I could kill you if I wanted, but just to spite these fuckers cheering me on, I won't give them the satisfaction of seeing me kill a million ninjas."