The way you would like to die and your last words
- Thread starter Spirultima
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Me riding on a chopper bike, with a massive explosion in the background. Which then kills me.
Last words: No-one understands death. But why should i care, when i'm about to die an awesome death?
P.S. I'll be back.
Last words: No-one understands death. But why should i care, when i'm about to die an awesome death?
P.S. I'll be back.
WITH MY LAST WORDS I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!
either that or i'll turn to any random guy i've never met and confess my undying love for them and how i've always loved them and my only wish is that we had more time ..... if ur gonna die u might aswell mind rape sum1 while ur at it
either that or i'll turn to any random guy i've never met and confess my undying love for them and how i've always loved them and my only wish is that we had more time ..... if ur gonna die u might aswell mind rape sum1 while ur at it
(ok I know i've had a few of these but the death of myself in fictional situations always comes to mind)
Ok im on a ferry on my way to the mainland from the Battle Royale like island i have been living on for the last 6 years. Im standing on the balcony with my briefcase in one hand.
The ship is coming towards the dock were the Fascist regime is waiting to receive us coming home. I look at the girl next to me. "Hey Amy", "What?" she replies? "Remember i told you there were only two of those bombs? Well I lied" I look into her eyes all I can convey through them is "I'm sorry" she looks back with her eyes saying "I understand" I grip her hand in mine and when the ferry hits the dock I detonate the Suitcase Nuke in my other hand hoping to wipe out the confidence in the Fascist regime ruling earth.
Ok im on a ferry on my way to the mainland from the Battle Royale like island i have been living on for the last 6 years. Im standing on the balcony with my briefcase in one hand.
The ship is coming towards the dock were the Fascist regime is waiting to receive us coming home. I look at the girl next to me. "Hey Amy", "What?" she replies? "Remember i told you there were only two of those bombs? Well I lied" I look into her eyes all I can convey through them is "I'm sorry" she looks back with her eyes saying "I understand" I grip her hand in mine and when the ferry hits the dock I detonate the Suitcase Nuke in my other hand hoping to wipe out the confidence in the Fascist regime ruling earth.
I want a hooker to shoot me full of every drug imaginable has the most violent disgusting sex then fill the room with barn animals and choke me to death with her panties... my last words would be "ok *choking noises* call the press *choking* now *death*"
I would like to die just after pressing the button that resurrects everyone who dies within the next ten minutes, and my final word would be: Llamas.
I'd like to die by doing the macarana (probably not spelt right) in the middle of bluewater shopping centre. Unbeknownst to the gathering crowd of chavvy chav chavs, i have a tiny atom bomb strapped into my pants. I make it explode, killing all the chavs on the earth, and some on the moon.
My last words would be 'hey chaverana'.
My last words would be 'hey chaverana'.
I want to die by going face-first into a drum kit owned by Travis Barker, whilst on stage. Then being crushed by half a million furious Blink 182 fans.
As for my last words: "Ouch."
As for my last words: "Ouch."
I have a slight problem with this, as I do not plan to die.
I have plans for immortality.
But should I have to answer this question, it would probably be saying "I leave all my worldly goods to the parrot. He provides more intelligent conversation than any of you."
I have plans for immortality.
But should I have to answer this question, it would probably be saying "I leave all my worldly goods to the parrot. He provides more intelligent conversation than any of you."
"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine." my assailant would have to kill me before the epicness of that statement killed him.
