The 'which developer is most evil >:D' thread

[Enthuril]

I've changed my mind, this guy has to be trolling. There's no way he could have not seen that the things we've been saying are obvious parody.

I dunno, obvious sarcasm seems to fly over his head quite a lot actually

Yeah, but we were suggesting that Ubisoft was started in Nazi Germany, which is obviously not true. The idea that someone could be that stupid is...

I think he completely glossed over that bit completely and just focused on the fact I said Just Dance was a good game.

True. I guess more than anything he appears to have tunnel vision about the whole issue and is entirely unable to view anything other than the things he is focusing on.

I think whenever someone praises Ubisoft a red mist descends over his field of vision and he goes into a rage

Perhaps. Wouldn't it be funny if one of the things that we said about Ubisoft was right, and they sent assassins after us because we know their secret?

Oh come on that's just silly! Hang on someone's at the door.

Yes? Who are you? Why do you have a gun? Oh please no! AAAARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! BFDS/.JGJBNK,NKMVNGJFKJNNL!

*ahem*

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

 

[Hazy992]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

 

[Enthuril]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

 

[Hazy992]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

 

[Enthuril]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

 

[Hazy992]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

 

[Enthuril]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

All hail Ubisoft, the best company in the world...

 

[Hazy992]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

All hail Ubisoft, the best company in the world...

I CONCUR! UBISOFT ARE OUR FRIENDS!

 

[Enthuril]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

All hail Ubisoft, the best company in the world...

I CONCUR! UBISOFT ARE OUR FRIENDS!

That said, Assassins Creed 3 does look somewhat the same as the second one which is a disappointment, but at the same I've got no problem with that because they were fun games.

 

[Hazy992]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

All hail Ubisoft, the best company in the world...

I CONCUR! UBISOFT ARE OUR FRIENDS!

That said, Assassins Creed 3 does look somewhat the same as the second one which is a disappointment, but at the same I've got no problem with that because they were fun games.

I'm really excited for AC3 myself, and AC3 Liberation has given me another reason to buy a Vita. Also, Rayman Legends looks awesome.

 

[Enthuril]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

All hail Ubisoft, the best company in the world...

I CONCUR! UBISOFT ARE OUR FRIENDS!

That said, Assassins Creed 3 does look somewhat the same as the second one which is a disappointment, but at the same I've got no problem with that because they were fun games.

I'm really excited for AC3 myself, and AC3 Liberation has given me another reason to buy a Vita. Also, Rayman Legends looks awesome.

Rayman Legends does indeed look awesome, I'm actually really looking forward to it. I'm actually not that interested in the AC series in general, but I'm sure I'll get around to playing it at some point in the future as I did with the last few.

 

[Hazy992]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

All hail Ubisoft, the best company in the world...

I CONCUR! UBISOFT ARE OUR FRIENDS!

That said, Assassins Creed 3 does look somewhat the same as the second one which is a disappointment, but at the same I've got no problem with that because they were fun games.

I'm really excited for AC3 myself, and AC3 Liberation has given me another reason to buy a Vita. Also, Rayman Legends looks awesome.

Rayman Legends does indeed look awesome, I'm actually really looking forward to it. I'm actually not that interested in the AC series in general, but I'm sure I'll get around to playing it at some point in the future as I did with the last few.

I'm not a huge fan of AC (although AC2 is one of my favourite games) but I'm really looking forward to these for some reason

 

[Enthuril]

The part that makes this idea worse is where the roof of the house next door has a perfect view into where I'm sitting now.

Oh it's far to late to worry now, they already have snipers waiting

Ubisoft will kill or enslave all of us one day. We will be forced to buy all of their shitty games because they want money like all bad developers do...

You mean their good games right? Right?!

[sub]Careful they're listening![/sub]

Yes, of course, their games are the most amazing thing in the industry at the moment. And I am saying this of my own free will, there's no gun being pointed at my head right now.

Yes I can't think of a better company than them, and my family have NOT all been kidnapped

All hail Ubisoft, the best company in the world...

I CONCUR! UBISOFT ARE OUR FRIENDS!

That said, Assassins Creed 3 does look somewhat the same as the second one which is a disappointment, but at the same I've got no problem with that because they were fun games.

I'm really excited for AC3 myself, and AC3 Liberation has given me another reason to buy a Vita. Also, Rayman Legends looks awesome.

Rayman Legends does indeed look awesome, I'm actually really looking forward to it. I'm actually not that interested in the AC series in general, but I'm sure I'll get around to playing it at some point in the future as I did with the last few.

I'm not a huge fan of AC (although AC2 is one of my favourite games) but I'm really looking forward to these for some reason

Yeah, I think I just don't look forward to games as much as I used to. Perhaps it's because I rarely have the money to buy them when they come out anyway, but it might just be because I've turned into the kind of person who'll only get excited when they actually see the gameplay. That said, I was quite impressed by Ubisoft's lineup at E3 this year.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft.

Jim did NOT spit enough metaphorical acid at them in his Ubisoft episode! They have done FAR more shit over the entirety of this generation that he didn't bring up!

I thought you were a fan of Ubi?

 

[illas]

I vote Blizzard for reasons too numerous and obvious to mention.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft Ubisoft.

Jim did NOT spit enough metaphorical acid at them in his Ubisoft episode! They have done FAR more shit over the entirety of this generation that he didn't bring up!

I thought you were a fan of Ubi?

I'm only a fan of companies that do good.

No, I saw your comments in another thread saying you proper loved the AC series, I'd disagree personally - shitty environments, poor controls, terrible graphics and a really bad monetary system plagued those games.