The world was destroyed by Nuclear war.

ShotgunShaman

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Reach my hand to the darkened sky and call down an electric guitar from the heavens, and with my battlecry summon a stage, amp, and speakers the size of a skyscraper from the ground 'neath my feet. I would then shred an ongoing guitar solo for the next century and a half until plants start to grow again and civilization rebuilds.
 

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G1eet said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
"I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!"
I'd probably wander.
You'd wander the wastes?
..Yes..
Search for signs of life.
Judging from the amount of people participating in the thread, I certainly won't be alone.
 

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I would yell "ATATATATATATATATATATA!" and make men with bad hair cuts explode with my 2000
year old fighting style.

....oh yeah, and I would constantly rip off my shirt and jacket, only to have the whole ensemble magically reappear between scenes.
 

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I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!
 

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Just a second one, probably find the nearest Twinkie factory and create a new community (Ignorant of the radiation ect). Yes it is a reference.
 

MajorDooshbag

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Well how devastating was this nuclear war? For various reasons the number of nuclear bombs that would get detonated could vary severely from a few hundred to tens of thousands depending on how much of the worlds nuclear stockpile and the readiness of the nations in said nuclear conflict. If one nation managed to get the drop on the others their nuclear response may only be a hundred or less nukes overall.

Also it's not like the damage would be equally spread out and assuming that the war doesn't destroy the ecosystem it stands to reason that some parts of the world would remain unscathed. It can't just become a barren Wasteland since no one would launch a nuke at farmlands or forests, you aim at things like cities, factories, docks, and concentrations of military forces.

The only way for it to become a wasteland is that so many nukes are launched that the resulting damage from pollution and radiation to the world kills all plant life and nothing would last longer than 5 seconds in that world so the answer would be die.

So it in order for me to answer I would need to know where I am and how devastated the area around me is from the war.

In the scenario where the ecosystem is destroyed I fucked so what does it matter? Probably jerk off about 5 times then shoot myself in the head on the fifth load.
 

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I'd rejoice at being the only one left, giving me the rest of my life to read all the great books, only to break my reading glasses. Then I'd probably fall to me knees sobbing over and over "It's not fair, it's just not fair!"
 

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Conveant0 said:
Just a second one, probably find the nearest Twinkie factory and create a new community (Ignorant of the radiation ect). Yes it is a reference.
Family Guy is full of great ideas.
 

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To reply to you "MajorDooshbag" this takes place many thousands of years from now the world is a different place where a tyrannical one world government is fighting a major resistance group and they both go at it with all the nukes they had approximately 87000 nukes. this results in the whole world being scared by the blasts and winds of the explosion and the radiation is everywhere on earth. just to help you figure out what to do.
 

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crazyhaircut94 said:
I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!
Then I would have to convince your friend that you're bluffing and make him run to talk to you.
 

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There`s only one thing to do ,meander until something kills you until you find some sort of primitive civilisation,in which case something else kills you
 

VincentX3

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Play Fallout 3

Real: Find a nice shaped rock to jackoff too

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Hey! Times would be ruff, and finding a women with a mutated vagina is NOT my thing...
 

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Jester Lord said:
crazyhaircut94 said:
I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!
Then I would have to convince your friend that you're bluffing and make him run to talk to you.
You sneaky fella. Don't worry, I planted a mine behind you.
 

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crazyhaircut94 said:
Jester Lord said:
crazyhaircut94 said:
I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!
Then I would have to convince your friend that you're bluffing and make him run to talk to you.
You sneaky fella. Don't worry, I planted a mine behind you.
Yes but the mines aren't armed. And I have a meat shiel... I mean Fawkes the nice tough meta human to protect me...
 

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In the immediate aftermath? Before the fallout landed I'd run the taps in my house and get as much clean water stored as possible. Once the fallout landed I'd switch off the water.

Then I'd stay in my house for as long as possible until food and water were exhausted - while there I'd take plenty of iodine supplements to saturate my thyroid and ensure that my body didnt try to absorb any of the radioactive iodine you get in the aftermath of a nuclear explosion.

Once I had to leave my house I'd visit local shops and scrounge food, local hospitals for antibiotics, antifungals, painkillers etc and the sporting good shop for a crossbow.

Long term I'd get my motorbike working or 'liberate' a 4x4 and move to the countryside and start farming. I'd try to cultivate mushrooms first of all and dispose of the first few crops since mushies are good at removing heavy metal contamination from soil.

Then i'd set up a small society along communist lines.

That's the best plan I could string together in five minutes.