The world was destroyed by Nuclear war.

[Froobyx]

Well... Seeing that I don't live near any major cities in the UK (unless you count Newcastle as major, and even then I'm still 40 miles away from it) then I would prolly be wondering where I should go as my first priority, I might go to the beach and steal a boat and see if I die of radiation poisoning over in the North Sea

I might just hide in the Yorkshire Dales/ North York Moors... or something silly like that If I could get a car.

Or if it hit London, then I'd grab a mate who could drive and get him to drive me and some other friends all the way up to the Shetland isles!

 

[edtroll]

I would flex until I died.

 

[lijenstina]

*Wakes up and looks around*
Damn! This sh*t is even more serious than the Y2K bug.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!

Then I would have to convince your friend that you're bluffing and make him run to talk to you.

You sneaky fella. Don't worry, I planted a mine behind you.

Yes but the mines aren't armed. And I have a meat shiel... I mean Fawkes the nice tough meta human to protect me...

That's all right, my butler Jeeves will kill you with a pistol. The gentlemanly way.

I accept your butlers challenge. But Im not a gentleman soooo... *picks up fatman* lets go.

Your Fatman is nothing against my butler's british charm. And he's a good friend with Batman's butler, Alfred, so he has some connections. So who wins? Fatman or Batman?

*puts down fatman* *picks up MIRV*
Take that good sir.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

I would have all the time in the world to read. *drops glasses* NOOOOOOOO......

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

pretend I'm playing fallout 3

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Dude would probably kick my ass. ************'s dating my ex-girlfriend too...

Yeah, uh...
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but he and Zeus got together and conspired over a few barrels of lager, and...

Well, your mom's pregnant...
With swans.

Again? Goddamnit Zeus you crazy drunken bastard...swear to Odin if I throw another party and he turns into a bull again and starts getting out of control, then I've had it.

On a side note, I'm assuming this means you've never read the Dirk Gently books?

 

[Drink Just Six]

PARTY TIME!

 

[Julianking93]

I would most likely die. But, I would probably get a bunch of guns, ammo, dry food, water, and other things.

And yes, I feel very boring right now.

 

[Scrythe]

Make myself fully aware that war never changes.

In all honesty, I'd probably be more like one of the Fallout 3 raiders. Breaking into homes, schools, hospitals, etc. to stake them out and use their supply. I'll even eat people if I have to.

You gotta survive, man.

 

[Juraz]

Id go to the Winchester.

 

[skcseth]

Find a Vault, Fallout 3 style... And hope it's open.

 

[Therumancer]

Well, it depends on a lot of factors. If the entire world is a barren wasteland and I'm alive chances are I am dying from massive radiation burns.

If your talking about moderate ecological damage, simply with large pockets of radiation (like Fallout 3), and I happen to be in one of the clear areas and more or less healthy than the first thing I do is pretty much obvious, I thank god despite not being the most spiritual guy in the world. Then the second thing I do is go scavenging.

Of course under those circumstances I'm probably going to turn out to be one of the bad guys. I have no real skill in farming, carpentry, mechanics, or any of that stuff, yet I figure I'm moderatly dangerous. Odds are most of the communities that may crop up are only going to be able to support so many people, and will be selective in taking in the people who can contribute. As someone with emotional problems who takes medication, when those drugs are gone I doubt many people would want to deal with me in this situation.

So chances are if I survived it would probably be as a crazy A$$ raider who talks to himself.

Not very nice, and not quite the post apocolyptic hero N savior of humanity I'd like to be, but realistic I suppose. With noone able/willing to support me, lack of skills to support myself (and deal with others very well if I did find someone to teach me) I'd have to either get very lucky, or I'd survive by taking stuff from the people who produce it by force until someone eventually killed me.


>>>----Therumancer--->

 

[tendo82]

I'd rename myself the Road Warrior, obviously.

 

[MajorDooshbag]

To reply to you "MajorDooshbag" this takes place many thousands of years from now the world is a different place where a tyrannical one world government is fighting a major resistance group and they both go at it with all the nukes they had approximately 87000 nukes. this results in the whole world being scared by the blasts and winds of the explosion and the radiation is everywhere on earth. just to help you figure out what to do.

In that case I would first and foremost do what I can to avoid radiation poisoning. Then I would venture out and try to find some semblence of civilization, I stock pile of food or some underground bunker complex that may have survived the war.

From that point on assuming I find some sort of shelter from the devastation, I would do what I could to survive, maybe volunteer for expeditions to the wastelands to gather supplies and goods. If it's that far into the future maybe there's some sort of space colonies or something so getting off the planet might be an option, although they were probably devasted by the war too so odds are they wouldn't come to rescue my ass anytime soon, if ever at all.

Actually they would probably assume everyone on earth was dead so why bother wasting valuable equipment on a corpse of a planet? The space option is out.

 

[shwnbob]

Find the Oasis and worship the talking tree.