The world was destroyed by Nuclear war.

[setting_son]

Oh wait, are we just pretending to be in fallout? OmG I'd toTallY be a RaiDer. lolz. Etc.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!

Then I would have to convince your friend that you're bluffing and make him run to talk to you.

You sneaky fella. Don't worry, I planted a mine behind you.

Yes but the mines aren't armed. And I have a meat shiel... I mean Fawkes the nice tough meta human to protect me...

That's all right, my butler Jeeves will kill you with a pistol. The gentlemanly way.

 

[Gerazzi]

You die.
Hence "apocalypse".

all in good fun, I'd pretend to sell magical cure-all water.

 

[Cuniculus]

I'd bask in the nuclear radiation, which is strangely less harmful then the water they have running from the tap in some major US cities.

 

[Leftyrem]

You die.
Hence "apocalypse".

all in good fun, I'd pretend to sell magical cure-all water.

and how did that turn out in the game for the guy?

 

[A random person]

I would yell "ATATATATATATATATATATA!" and make men with bad hair cuts explode with my 2000
year old fighting style.

....oh yeah, and I would constantly rip off my shirt and jacket, only to have the whole ensemble magically reappear between scenes.

You win a cookie and a song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n371zCCYpts

Sorry, embedding doesn't seem to work.

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Cry out loud in a way that sounds like the "Leave Brittney Alone" video spliced with the ending sequence to either Solent Green or Planet of the Apes.

Then probably commit suicide.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Entire Being:

And nothing of value was lost.

Fixed to apply to me (the only person who matters.)

You have stolen my thunder.

 

[The Hairminator]

I would try to find survivors and restart civilization. We would try to find an area with the least radiation. Then we would start farming

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!

Then I would have to convince your friend that you're bluffing and make him run to talk to you.

You sneaky fella. Don't worry, I planted a mine behind you.

Yes but the mines aren't armed. And I have a meat shiel... I mean Fawkes the nice tough meta human to protect me...

That's all right, my butler Jeeves will kill you with a pistol. The gentlemanly way.

I accept your butlers challenge. But Im not a gentleman soooo... *picks up fatman* lets go.

 

[The Riff]

Throw rocks at the mutated crabs and then shoot someone.

 

[shockandawe95]

be very very sad....

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd go nuts, set some bombs around my house, and scream out all my conspiracy theories through a megaphone. And if any of you come close, we'll all burn!

Then I would have to convince your friend that you're bluffing and make him run to talk to you.

You sneaky fella. Don't worry, I planted a mine behind you.

Yes but the mines aren't armed. And I have a meat shiel... I mean Fawkes the nice tough meta human to protect me...

That's all right, my butler Jeeves will kill you with a pistol. The gentlemanly way.

I accept your butlers challenge. But Im not a gentleman soooo... *picks up fatman* lets go.

Your Fatman is nothing against my butler's british charm. And he's a good friend with Batman's butler, Alfred, so he has some connections. So who wins? Fatman or Batman?

 

[Overlord Nicy]

I'd go complain about it on the internet.
All two people that can read it will probably argue with me.
One will legitimately counter me.
The other will be a troll.
Ah, it'll be just like old times.

 

[draxious]

if i wasnt caught in the fire then i would probobly see if i can get something going like a settlement of some sort before resources run low then i would get a form of leadership say a rebublic get a currency for us thats easy to make and i would open trade to anyone i would only give people i could trust guns to defend us with and see if i could use sheds for walls and tents for houses. but thats just me

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Fixed to apply to me (the only person who matters.)

You have stolen my thunder.

Thor had a similar complaint, so I put him in the Time Out Corner.

Do you want to go in the Time Out Corner?

Dude would probably kick my ass. ************'s dating my ex-girlfriend too...

 

[andrat]

I imagine I'd probably take a nap. Surviving the nuclear holocaust is work.

Good idea

 

[Drakmorg]

Kill my neighbors and take their stuff of course.
Then I'd start the best raider clan ever and rule what's left of the world.